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Joined: August 2006 Posts: 3145
Location: Marlton, NJ | My home office is a little less then 9 feet wide and is where I keep my guitars. Some on the wall and a couple on stands nearby. Everytime I sneeze I hear them ringing out.
The sad part is that it sounds better then when I play :rolleyes: |
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Joined: April 2004 Posts: 13303
Location: Latitude 39.56819, Longitude -105.080066 | :D |
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Joined: October 2006 Posts: 5575
Location: big island | hmmm...sound like a recording opportunity to me. never heard of anyone playing guitar by sneeze before. we could get you on "america's got talent". |
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Joined: December 2003 Posts: 13984
Location: Upper Left USA | "The Sound of Mucus"? |
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Location: Blue Ridge Mountains | Hey, thats snot funny! |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 15654
Location: SoCal | Oh, go blow it out your nose...... |
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Joined: March 2005 Posts: 12750
Location: Boise, Idaho | You get more bass if you fart. |
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Joined: October 2006 Posts: 5575
Location: big island | Originally posted by Mark in Boise:
You get more bass if you fart. yeah...more bottom end. |
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Joined: February 2004 Posts: 2487
| I am always worried when I practice bass lines and I hit the perfect note and all my acoustics, sitting on stands and hanging, catch the sound vibration at the certain frequency and they all start ringing a note back to me. It can be so loud when they all go it rivals my bass amp and I am afraid I am doing damage to the tops or loosening parts!
Randy |
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Joined: September 2006 Posts: 713
Location: Alberta, Canada | Originally posted by MWoody:
"The Sound of Mucus"? Now that's hillarious! :) Almost spewed. |
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Joined: November 2006 Posts: 2241
Location: Simpsonville, SC | Heard ya play Mike, yur betta than a bunch of snotty gits...seriously! |
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Joined: August 2006 Posts: 3145
Location: Marlton, NJ | I'm afraid that the farts don't have the same "impact". Maybe I need more fiber in my diet.
As Pedro Cerrano says:
"I Love Dju Guys!" |
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Joined: October 2006 Posts: 5575
Location: big island | perhaps you are "impacted", mike. phil wong could suggest some good laxatives. |
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Joined: January 2002 Posts: 14127
Location: 6 String Ranch | eat more apricots |
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Joined: March 2005 Posts: 12750
Location: Boise, Idaho | Peanuts work especially well for me. I'll be sure and bring a bunch to snack on for the next factory tour, if it ever happens. |
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Joined: August 2006 Posts: 3145
Location: Marlton, NJ | I don't know about peanuts... my neighbor had diverticulitis once. I believe peanuts were involved. |
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Joined: March 2005 Posts: 5563
Location: Blue Ridge Mountains | Pitted Prunes! |
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Joined: March 2005 Posts: 5563
Location: Blue Ridge Mountains | Wow, may be a record: 4 posts to the toilet...lol |
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Joined: September 2006 Posts: 713
Location: Alberta, Canada | Crap!!! |
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Joined: June 2003 Posts: 1792
Location: Rego Park, NY, | Every now and then I get customers in the drug store that tell me that they have expired Colace or Dulcolax at home and want to know it it is safe to use them. I just tell them it should be fine. The worse thing that can happen is that it will make you go to the bathroom. :D :p |
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Joined: March 2005 Posts: 5563
Location: Blue Ridge Mountains | Lots of flatulence here: G.A.S. |
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