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Location: south east Michigan | Is it possible to re-activate a post from the archives?
Edited by Slipkid 2015-04-16 8:33 AM
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Location: closely held secret | Is it manifesto season again? |
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Location: south east Michigan | Oh hell no....
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It's just that sometimes they can offer information & perspective that is just to much of a PITA to re-type.
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Location: Cicero, NY | Is it something you can simply link to? |
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Location: south east Michigan | Not my first choice...
Hoping to build on something.
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Location: Cicero, NY | Uh oh...the wheels are turning...
...again... |
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Location: Flahdaw | Are you thinking of putting together a "Best of Darkbar", or is it just gonna be something lame? |
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Location: closely held secret | Mitten boy's always stirring up trouble... |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Hey, if no one's seen The Slipkid Manifesto for a few months it's always good to bring it up to the front page again. MTC did Cliff slip in and drop a stinker?
Edited by fillhixx 2015-04-16 7:30 PM
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Location: Orlando, FL | Reviewing the old HeatherDDD posts Brad? |
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Location: south east Michigan | Odd that you mention that... For some reason I printed out some of those old gems before they were deleted.
I have a small collection in a 3 ring binder.
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Is there something wrong with me?
You guys would tell me.... right?
Edited by Slipkid 2015-04-17 3:02 PM
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Location: Boise, Idaho | There's something wrong with you, Brad. |
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Location: Flahdaw | Jeez. We've been telling you that for 5 years or more. Put your listening ears on! |
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Location: Orlando, FL | Well Brad, if you didn't have that binder the genius of Jordan Rivers would probably be lost forever... |
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Location: closely held secret | Designzilla - 2015-04-17 5:58 PM
Well Brad, if you didn't have that binder the genius of Jordan Rivers would probably be lost forever...
No, no... it's still there.
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Location: Orlando, FL | Reading that thread is like watching footage of the Hindenburg while listening to the Benny Hill theme song. |
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Location: closely held secret |
And he still has a 5.0 rating! (1 rating)
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Location: Frozen Tundra of Minnesota | Designzilla - 2015-04-17 8:59 PM
Reading that thread is like watching footage of the Hindenburg while listening to the Benny Hill theme song.
Just read it, and Designzilla, that is a Perfect Analogy! O.M.G. Kind of like a car wreck, you *know* there are going to be body parts strewn upon the road, but you can't help but look... then wished you hadn't... |
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Location: closely held secret |
Still not as funny as string tubes...
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Location: Frozen Tundra of Minnesota | Ok, I'll bite!
What are string tubes? |
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Location: Utah | http://www.swstrings.com/product/accessories/violin/GP-ST1 |
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Location: closely held secret | Bear in mind the thread started as a contest to caption an ad showing a woman embracing an Ovation guitar...
http://ovationfanclub.com/megabbs/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=8153&s...
The fun really starts about halfway down page 3.
Edited by Waskel 2015-04-18 9:34 PM
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Gosh this used to be a funny group.....
........then Cliff got a Llama for his birthday and F****d off. |
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Location: closely held secret | Oops. That was the wrong thread (though it was funny). It's http://ovationfanclub.com/megabbs/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=19028&...
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Location: Flahdaw | fillhixx - 2015-04-18 10:30 PM
Gosh this used to be a funny group.....
That's what I'd been saying, but I couldn't get anyone to care.. |
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Location: Yokohama, Japan | Lol...no guitar forum in the universe like the OFC! You guys were/are crazy! You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders: The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia," but only slightly less well-known is this - "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha..." |
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Location: Frozen Tundra of Minnesota |
Once again, a "DEPENDS WARNING" or "PUT YOUR POP DOWN BEFORE READING" warning would have been nice!!! LMBO!!!!!!!!!
Edited by naellis58 2015-04-19 9:27 AM
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Location: Denmark | The Ovation relevant photo of the first thread can be found in the web archive.
Maybe the wrong thread but it is still a nice photo. Necessary to understand some of the posts.
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Location: Frozen Tundra of Minnesota | Thank You TPA, I am reading that thread now (through the tears and snorts), and now the comments make allot more sense!
Many Thanks!!
From a woman's perspective, when I see it, I see:
Curl up with a good Ovation
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Let Ovation touch those secret places in you,
Heart, Soul, Spirit
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Cuddle up to a Roundback - Ovation!
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Location: closely held secret | That's the one. Thanks, TPA.
Nancy, I did warn you that it was funny...
38DD and Hal Jordan are legen (wait for it) dary OFC trolls.
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Location: Frozen Tundra of Minnesota | You guys really ARE Hilarious!!!
I really enjoy these past funnies!!! Thanks for sharing them! |
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Location: Flahdaw | Was it ever determined whether Heather, Jordan Rivers, and Hal Jordan were all the same person? (probably DaveKell) |
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Location: Cicero, NY | I think it was determined that they all had different ip addresses but I could be wrong on that.
Good times. |
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Location: Orlando, FL | Thanks for the memories! I was luck enough to pick up some vintage USA Ovation branded string tubes a while back on ebay, so I'm set for a while. They weren't cheap, but they're way better than the imports. |
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Location: Frozen Tundra of Minnesota | Designzilla - 2015-04-20 8:20 AM
Thanks for the memories! I was luck enough to pick up some vintage USA Ovation branded string tubes a while back on ebay, so I'm set for a while. They weren't cheap, but they're way better than the imports.
Guess I will just have to use the WD-40 tube straw for mine....
But I do have a friend that uses catheters... hmmmmm.... LMBO!!! |
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Location: Indiana | Ewwwww |
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Location: Orlando, FL | No offense Nancy, but your friends catheter idea is a piss poor choice!
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Location: Orlando, FL | While we're reviewing the classics, does anyone remember GN-Nick? http://ovationfanclub.com/megabbs/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=8764&start=1 |
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Location: Frozen Tundra of Minnesota | Designzilla - 2015-04-20 10:21 AM
No offense Nancy, but your friends catheter idea is a piss poor choice!
:-)
LMBO!!!!!! Good One!!!! |
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Location: south east Michigan | ........
Edited by Slipkid 2015-04-21 8:48 AM
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Location: south east Michigan | I can't believe I forgot how to post a link.
Would someone please help the troglodyte?
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Location: Cicero, NY | This is just not going easy for you, is it Slip...?
If I'm looking to post a link, I don't use the quick reply. Hit the Reply button in the last post or at the top of the thread and then you simply put in the entire url. It'll show as a link. I'm sure there are other ways as well but that always works for me.
http://www.FakeLink.com
Edited by Weaser P 2015-04-21 9:04 AM
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Location: closely held secret | Brad Durasa - 2015-04-21 6:48 AM
I can't believe I forgot how to post a link.
Would someone please help the troglodyte?
It's a terrible thing when age takes its toll.
http://www.helpguide.org/articles/memory/age-related-memory-loss.ht... |
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Location: south east Michigan | I know that link was meant as a joke but I did read it.
It was interesting. |
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Location: Flahdaw | Unfortunately, you forgot WHY you were reading it... |
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Location: Orlando, FL | Now it's starting to feel like old times here... |
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Location: Denmark | "Person (also) without glasses looking for the XLR out" |
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Location: south east Michigan | okay... think I got it.
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Remember when we used to do things like this???
http://www.ovationfanclub.com/megabbs/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=16...
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Location: Cicero, NY | I'm sure some of us do...why...? |
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Location: south east Michigan | ***sigh*** Should have seen that one coming. How bout going back to some good ol' lawyer jokes. |
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Location: Flahdaw | The year before they were gonna give ME the award they suddenly decided to stop doing it. Figures. |
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Location: sitting at my computer | darkbarguitar - The year before they were gonna give ME the award they suddenly decided to stop doing it. Figures. Aw maaan, what happened? Did the bribery check bounce? |
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Location: Flahdaw | No. For some reason they decided to base it on "merit", or some such crap. So, poof...I'm out. |
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Location: Orlando, FL | Yeah after scraping the bottom o the barrel for the last recipient, it was a lost cause... |
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Location: Steeler Nation, Hudson Valley Contingent | darkbarguitar - 2015-04-21 5:11 PM The year before they were gonna give ME the award they suddenly decided to stop doing it. Figures. Consider yourself lucky, they nominated me for President! |
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