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Location: big island | DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS
I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.
At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this" , and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said,
"Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,"
pretending to eat them.
I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter
was standing on the bed staring at her fingers
with a devastated look on her face.
I said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied,
"What happened to my booger?" |
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Location: WNC-God's Country | That's F*^#ing...HILARIOUS> |
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Location: Cicero, NY | Ahh, memories for tomorrow...(and you'd better save this post for her!) |
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Location: Simpsonville, SC | :eek: :D :D :D
...at least it was fresh. Now she'll start savin 'em for you. "Daddy, Daddy, let's play that game again." |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Better than; "Thanks. The baby poo'd on this one!" |
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....Was it finger-lickin' good? |
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Location: the BIG Metropolis of TR | Originally posted by schroeder:
Mike we miss you - where you been AGAIN? ...Here and there!...I ain't fergot'cha... |
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Location: Utah | Originally posted by Mark in Boise:
Too bad they grow up and hook up with long haired drummers. Or bass players. :rolleyes: |
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Location: NJ | An elderly couple hobble onto the cross-town bus im Miami.
After giving the driver their bus passes, the woman hands the driver a small handful of peanuts.
"Here, these are for you" she says.
The driver says "Thanks!" and pulls away after they've seated, and starts munching on the peanuts.
A few minutes later, she comes up and hands him another small handful of peanuts.
"Thanks!" (munch,munch,munch . . .)
A few minutes later, she comes up and hands him ANOTHER small handful of peanuts.
"Thanks!" (munch,munch,munch . . .)
The third time around, the driver says "Y'know, . . Thanks REALLY for the peanuts, . . but why don't YOU eat them??"
She says "Our doctor says we CAN'T eat them."
"Well then, . . why do you HAVE them??"
She smiles a toothless grin and says
"We just LOVE the chocolate coating!!!" |
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Location: big island | i heard that one like this:
a pastor visited the home of an elderly parishioner whose husband had recently passed away. as he sat on her sofa consoling her, he noticed a bowl of peanuts on the coffee table. he helped himself to a handful and munched away as he visited with the lady. another handful or two and he realized it was about time to attend a church meeting so he got up, prayed with the lady and then thanked her for the peanuts. "oh, that's all right pastor", she said, "ever since i got my new dentures, i've only been able to suck the chocolate off of 'em." |
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Location: Michigan | STOP IT NOW the next thing you know were gonna start on PERI-ANAL-ABCESSES.GWB |
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Location: big island | gwb ~ it's about time you learn how to spell abscess! |
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no problem, gwb. it's nothin' any good buddy wouldn't do for ya'. |
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Location: Michigan | Sweetheart,Uncle AL just ate daddys typing fingers.
Dont ya just love it when someone is bad here and gets spanked.
Its so much fun.
Jump in anytime CLIFF.GWB |
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daddy's gonna eat your fingers