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Location: Vermont USA | The capital of California is "C"
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house again went to the mailbox and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is!"
My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"
Pauly |
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Location: Vernon CT | Good one!! |
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Location: Brisbane Australia | This is sexist.
You realise Al could give you 6 months for this?
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Location: Vermont USA | 6 months with an attractive blond :( Let me check with my wife first :o
Sorry she said NO!
Pauly |
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Location: enid, ok | Where's Henny Youngman when you need him? |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | A friend sent me a clip from that smarter than a 5th grader show. Some blonde had to come up with the country with Budapest as its capital. She said she never heard of Budapest, said Europe was a country, said she didn't think France was a country and finally went with the kid's answer. When she learned it was Hungary, she said she heard of Turkey, but never Hungry. She looked like that Miss America contestant from last year. |
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Just had to laugh