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Location: Phoenix AZ | Well, I'm closing in on my second 5k, so it'll soon be time to shed another layer of exoskeleton. Thought I would do it a little differently this time and leave it to the masses to name my fate.
For those who were not here to enjoy it, unlike those who change their names to protect their incontinence, when I rounded the 5k bend I actually did a drop dead tits-up ceasefire. Registered as a newbie and started the whole clock over again. Kind of a "foutain of youth", with bowl attached.
So let's hear some creative names for our upcoming new member. "Go Away" and "Bite Me" have already been considered.
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Location: SoCal | Well, you've got 603 posts left before you hit 5000, so you've got to make a decision before the end of next week...... |
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Location: closely held secret | Dave, I know you're Tacky on the Tak board so that's out (though it just seems to suit you on so many levels...).
So how about:
Takovation?
Schizovation?
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Location: Central Massachusetts | Not thinking of a good name at the moment, but based on some of the above replies, I've got the perfect avatar for you:
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...I'm closing in on my second 5k... only one thing comes to mind..."GetALife" ;) |
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Location: NJ | Or, . . .
. . . y'COULD just go with "AssWipe" & make it easier on the people who say it behind your back . . . |
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Location: Central Massachusetts | AZ-wipe .. SNL/Nicolas Cage pronunciation |
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Location: closely held secret | Originally posted by cliff:
TidyBowlMan.
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Location: NJ | There's a REAL good "Man in the Boat" joke here, . . but I'll just end up getting sh!t about it, so . . . |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | Originally posted by dvd:
Not thinking of a good name at the moment, but based on some of the above replies, I've got the perfect avatar for you:
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Location: south east Michigan | I got a feelin' that "T**ts-Up" is Dave's favorite new slang word and I'm sure he won't be over it before Amelia Island. So gang... be prepared for Dave to be beating that phrase like a coked -up monkey on a snare drum. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | There's a BandName...
Introducing...
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | Originally posted by Tupperware:
Well, I'm closing in on my second 5k, so it'll soon be time to shed another layer of exoskeleton.Dave Sarah Connor |
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Location: south east Michigan | Back to topic...
Adam-ass
Thunderhead
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The Voice of Reason
The Common Man
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Location: south east Michigan | Dave... if you use one of my suggestions, I'll be expecting a little prize. A set of string tubes at the very least.
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Location: Phoenix AZ | Geez, you guys are WAY more creative than I was giving you credit for. Keep them coming (here, THERE'S a name!). I've gotta admit "Gallarina" pretty much made me wet myself.
More ....
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Location: Boise, Idaho | I liked Gallerina, too. I had just finished looking at your gallery for something and thought of making a play on that word, but dvd beat me to it.
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Location: Central Massachusetts | The Curator
A curator of a cultural heritage institution (e.g., archive, gallery, library, museum or garden) is a content specialist responsible for an institution's collections and, together with a publications specialist, their associated collections catalogs. The object of a curator's concern necessarily involves tangible objects of some sort, whether it be inter alia artwork, collectibles, historic items or scientific collections.
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Location: SoCal | Originally posted by Mauvais Beal:
Is this how you're going to have your wind song written? A line at a time by your OFC buddies? Not a bad idea.... |
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Location: Battle Ground, WA. | Damn, Y'all are mean! Leave the poor mans bowels alone. Or not. Although I must admit the plunger is pretty friggin' funny!
I like...
The Voice of reason
The O'thority
The Grand Pooba
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Nice guitar, I'll take two.
If you play lefty you could be 'EBGDAE'
How about 'The Big Lebowski" he was a Bowl-er.
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Location: Blue Ridge Mountains | homovation
knowovation
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Location: ms | The artist formerly know as Tupperware
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Location: Copenhagen Denmark | ...Incontinence.....why would anyone think it was involuntarily....Impertinence , perhaps...
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Tacky O'Martin might be better :D
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| Part-time Woodie, Short Applause, Golf-clap...
Thems-my-gals,
waiting for the coffee to kick in, then I'll think of something.... or be inspired..
tough to think of one worth another 5000.. :( :rolleyes: j/k :D
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Location: Vermont USA | I dont know about the rest of you but this thread is all about Dave! Well done sir you have all of us thinking about you.
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Location: SoCal | Originally posted by Mauvais Beal:
I think "Dave Witko" would be a good one. No, c'mon, we're looking for something that's real life. Nobody has a name like "Witko". Is it short for something? |
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Location: East Tennessee | Man 4 pages in less than 24 hours. This topic could set a new record!!! :cool:
That's it "Recordsettingovationplayer". |
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Location: Carle Place, NY | Originally posted by Mauvais Beal:
I think "Dave Witko" would be a good one. Isn't it Dave Witco? ;) |
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Location: south east Michigan | Although suggestions like "The O-thority" are well deserved and approprite, I'm thinkin' that Dave is far to humble a man to take on such boastful nick-name. Because... well because that's just who Dave is. Subtle, reserved, humble and softspoken, even when in a rare fleeting moment, provoked to anger.
Dave needs a screen name that reflects the complicated, firm yet compassionate person that he is. |
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Location: closely held secret | Originally posted by Phil Wong:
TakamineTeenyWeeny Maybe "TeenyWienieTakemine". :D |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | Originally posted by The Wabbit Formerly Known As Waskel:
Originally posted by Phil Wong:
TakamineTeenyWeeny Maybe "TeenyWienieTakemine". :D |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | Originally posted by Slipkid:
Although suggestions like "The O-thority" are well deserved and approprite, I'm thinkin' that Dave is far to humble a man to take on such boastful nick-name. Because... well because that's just who Dave is. Subtle, reserved, humble and softspoken, even when in a rare fleeting moment, provoked to anger.
Dave needs a screen name that reflects the complicated, firm yet compassionate person that he is. Bipolar |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Originally posted by The Wabbit Formerly Known As Waskel:
Maybe "TeenyWienieTakemine". Now THERE'S a song waiting to write itself!!!!! |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | Okay Phil I'll start. Chorus
"Dave plays an Itsy, bitsy,Teeny Wienie Takamine and in his pool he wanted to stay"
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Channeling Cliff I was thinking more....
He plays an
Ittsy bittsy Takamine
Hangs it low to hide his weenie
Looks just like a Ukelele in heat
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Location: Bluffton, SC | Originally posted by Phil Wong:
Originally posted by Slipkid:
Although suggestions like "The O-thority" are well deserved and approprite, I'm thinkin' that Dave is far to humble a man to take on such boastful nick-name. Because... well because that's just who Dave is. Subtle, reserved, humble and softspoken, even when in a rare fleeting moment, provoked to anger.
Dave needs a screen name that reflects the complicated, firm yet compassionate person that he is. Bipolar |
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Location: SoCal | How about "The Poster Formerly Known As StandingOvation Than Tupperware"? |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | I don't think "Joanie Cunningham" is taken either... |
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"Pot stirrer"
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Location: south east Michigan | Dave... I'm sure you won't tell us your new name until "Tuppy" has reached 5k, but please let us know when we can stop making suggestions. This project has the potential to sap all the creative juices right out of the entire group.
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Location: south east Michigan | Yeah.. where are those French guys??
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| I was here on page one. |
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Location: big island | Originally posted by elginacres:
takamartadamova creative but you forgot collings... ;) |
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Location: closely held secret | Originally posted by Slipkid:
Oh.. sorry... I didn't know that you're English. It's hard to tell from his accent... |
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Location: SoCal | Originally posted by The Wabbit Formerly Known As Waskel:
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Location: SoCal | Originally posted by cliff:
. . like you could "hear" him ANYway . . . That presupposes that he's ever said something that you'd want to hear....... |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | And the free-for-all begins... |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Here we are, five pages in, and still referring to the topic title. Dave is so much into mind control..
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Location: closely held secret | Originally posted by moody, p.i.:
Originally posted by The Wabbit Formerly Known As Waskel:
Uri Gitarren. When has he ever bent a guitar?
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Location: SoCal | Schro', I was going to tell Weas that you don't need defending. There are those of us here that know that if we lobe a bomb over your way, that we'd damned well better duck for a while.
Besides, if he thinks we're hard on you now, then obviously he's forgotten how bad we were when you were in the midst of your cancer fight...... |
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Location: closely held secret | Originally posted by schroeder:
You know who you are. I wouldn't be so sure of that. |
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Cleverest joke of the year. And there have been some good ones. |
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| Pacing myself
Around Body
Five Large and Counting
Keeping up with Cliff
Never saw a thread I did not like!
I'd play guitar but it is too far away from my computer!
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Location: closely held secret | Thanks, Schro... how about this one?
A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "Paw, what's at?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my whole life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a large old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out.
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They go back to his apartment for a nightcap and he shows her round - beautifully decorated, great art and when he shows her the bedroom she's amazed by his three long shelves of teddy bears. The bottom shelf has scores of small bears, the middle shelf dozens of middle sized bears and the top shelf half a dozen huge bears. She's touched by his willingness to show his feminine side and she marvels at how long he must have spent arranging them.
They have a couple more drinks and he takes her in his arms and kisses her. She responds more fully than ever before in her life. He sweeps her up into his arms and carries her to the bedroom. Once there they make love beyond her wildest imaginings. She finds herself responding to him with a passion and creativity that shocks her.
Later as they lay in a soft embrace she asks him "was I good?"
He smiles, strokes her cheek and says "Yes - help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf." |
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I don't like elevators either... My Uncle Otis says that they are very safe.... |
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Location: Battle Ground, WA. | This is what happened to the last people who made fun of elevators......
mmwwwwaaahhhhhhaaaaaahhhhaaaaaaa
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mKv1GITD14&feature=email |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | Originally posted by schroeder:
You're MY woman now..... Very few here will get that one. Good one. |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | Some great ones. I'll let this run for a bit and then select the best 5-6 and put them in a poll. You guys are amazing. In terms of tongue-in-cheek appropriateness I still can't stop laughing at 'gallerina'.
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Location: south east Michigan | Originally posted by Mauvais Beal:
You could always go for DawBra CapPo but you might be mistaken for someone else... I got the biggest laugh when "that someone" was telling Amy about a recent "Folk" Festival.
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It's a cryin shame it's not represented on there though. I almost want to loan you mine just for it's inclusion.
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Location: closely held secret | Originally posted by an4340:
How Long Can this post go? Nah. Too long, and just doesn't have that 'hook'. :D |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | Actually I'm pretty amazed. Of all the profound and truely monumental things that I've posted here over the years, THIS topic racks up almost 200 replies in just a few days.
I guess it'll end when I hit 4999 (aka 9999).
Btw there's an extra 4 posts in SO's account but that's because of the leap year stuff and I think he came back to say "Bite Me" to Cliff a few extra times.
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Location: Bluffton, SC | "Hey Weird-O......"
Knowing this group, I'll be amazed if you don't get like 3,000 "Uh, yeah. What do you need, Paul?" responses to that. |
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Location: SoCal | Originally posted by an4340:
600 more posts before the next incarnation ... shouldn't we be more respectfully reverent? Hell no..... |
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Location: SoCal | Eight pages of posts... to help Dave come up with another new name :confused:
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Location: Phoenix AZ | Originally posted by noah:
Does Dave ever ask a question that he does not already have an answer for? Wow, Noah that's maybe a little "long" to use as a name but actually not a bad suggestion. Thanks.
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Location: Phoenix AZ | Here they are so far.
100 Posts A Day
5k2iceofblue
Adam-ass
Always Logged In
ArizonaDiamondBack
ArizonaIceTea
ArizonaWildcat
Around Body
Ass Farmer
Ass Wipe
AZ Wipe
BIN
Bipolar
Bowl Boy
BowlClogger
BowledOver
CarbonatOr
CharminUser
Clap
Cliff
Cliff Hanger
Coked Up Monkey
ContantTurnover
ContourBowlFan
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Dave Witco
Dave Witko
Daveainthere
Daveandbeyond
DaveO
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DavTakO
DawBra CapPo
Diamond Dave
Dimwhitco
Donkey Boy
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Dutch Boy
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Factory Reconditioned Username
FeedbackBuster
FiberGAS
Five Large and Counting
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Gay Fig Leaf
Get A Life
GitUked
Glen's Mom
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Gofast N. Falldown
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Guitar Homo
Hal Jordan II
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I Love My New Guitar, But Not For Very Long
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I'd play guitar but it is too far away from my computer
IDOU-UOME1
Ihavetoomanyniceguitars
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IneedExLax
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IonlypeeonTaylors
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Kim's Bitch
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MartinManiac
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Montezuma's Revenege
Moody's Bane
More guitars than anybody but Mauvais Beal
More On Than Off
Never saw a thread I did not like!
Nice Guitar.. I'll Take Two
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Location: south east Michigan | That makes a total of 210 suggestions.
With that many maybe you make the selection process go a couple rounds.
Top 20, then top 10, then make the final pick from the top 5.
I forgot to ask. Does the winner get a prize?? He or she (I didn't forget you Karen!) darn well should!
A set of string tubes at the very least!
Or maybe a can of reflective inside-the-bowl paint.
Or maybe a free lesson on how to get under Moody's skin.
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Location: SoCal | Originally posted by The Wabbit Formerly Known As Waskel:
Freddie and the Freakshow... Hey, I resemble that comment...... |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | Winner will get a prize. And yes there will be elimination rounds just like American Idol. Stay tuned.
There's a few obvious ones that you guys missed. As you can tell I like names that have a second meaning or inside joke that 90% of the members have no clue what it means. Like Tupperware. I still get the occasional PM "Hey, I need a lid for a 6x8 container, do you take PayPal?"
How 'bout:
"Button Boy" (in reference to my perversion with Templemans tuner buttons)
"Plinky" (the sound of my ukulele)
"FauxTRC" (obvious)
"Straight Tuner" (reference to my OFC guitar)
"All Glossed Up And No Place To Play"
"Adumbass Slothead" - get it? like adamas slothead? I actually kind of like this one. I can just see thousands of posts replying to me on the board, starting out with "Hey Dumbass ..."
A member PM'ed me this one, didn't want to post it. I think it's brillient ...
"Preamp Abortionist"
And from one of our non-church going members ...
"God's Gift To Nobody"
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Location: SoCal | Originally posted by Tupperware:
Wow, Noah that's maybe a little "long" to use as a name but actually not a bad suggestion. Thanks. Sorry Dave, That was not a suggestion, it was a rhetorical question.
:D It would really be fun if you took a backseat and let the OFC decide on your next name :D
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Location: NJ | I figured, it's a "term" he USES frequently, so WhyNot?? . . . |
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Location: NJ | ". . Picking a name is a very difficult decision . ."
Around Here, . . . KEEPING the Name appears t'be the "challenge" . . . |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | Originally posted by an4340:
Picking a name is a very difficult decision. CLIFF didn't seem to have any trouble. |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | OK. Your creativeness has been overwelming to say the least. Time to narrow this down to the
TEN SEMI-FINALISTS
Adumbass Slothead
3RD5K
Uri Gitarren
Standingovation
Glossy
Witco
Gallerinski
Freddie
Straight Tuner
Plinky
Mull those over for awhile, then we'll reduce it to the 5 finalists and post a poll. Decision of the judges is final.
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Oh well... I do have one picked out from the 10 listed so bring on the poll!!!! |
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Originally posted by Adumbass:
String tubes is not a joke. Once the patent is issued I'll be laughing all the way to the bank. You just wait and see. |
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Location: Latitude 39.56819, Longitude -105.080066 | Clever is clever but the newbs never know who the hell we are talkin bout or referring to so I say get normal and go with Witko .
I know it's a stupid name that means a lot of different things (depending on the country and the language used) but I think it exemplifies the man we all know and love. |
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Location: closely held secret | As a side note, while looking for that quote, I wound up reading this in it's entirety. Had a good laugh. |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | Boy, we sure were pretty juvenile back in our younger days weren't we ...
Potty humor. Geeeesh
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Location: Capital District, NY, USA Minor Outlying Islands | Very difficult to pick just 5, but here goes, the 5 I like:
Standingovation (Because I miss standing o)
Uri Gitarren (Because of the absurdity)
Gallarinski (Appropriate for different reasons)
Freddie (Because he's back)
Adumbass Slothead (Because it has the word a@@ in it which makes me laugh) |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | heh! heh! heh! 
He said 'A$$!" |
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Location: closely held secret | Originally posted by Cliff:
. . . and bring back HalJordan, will'ya?? |
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Location: GA USA | I'm in print with Freddie! Things are going to start happening to me now. |
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Location: SoCal | Originally posted by stephent28:
Clever is clever but the newbs never know who the hell we are talkin bout or referring to..... Exactly! That's why they're newbies. Half the fun of being a newbie is figuring out what the hell is going on around here..... |
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Location: Keepin' It Weird in Portland, OR | For me, being a Noob, and for others who may just wander in, I vote "Adumbass SlotHead!"
 Plus, it has the A-word in it! |
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| Originally posted by The Wabbit Formerly Known As Waskel:
As a side note, while looking for that quote, I wound up reading this in it's entirety. Had a good laugh.
Glenn |
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Location: Vermont USA | Try DAVID that will freak them out. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | "WItLess" |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | Porta Potty
Call a Head |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | If you use Dave this time, The next time around you can use the first initial from each user name S.T.D.(StandingOvation,Tupperware,Dave) or it could also mean "Sexually Transmitted Disease". |
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Location: Vermont USA | S.T.D.
There ya go Dave it will even keep Cliff and Moody away |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Originally posted by Phil Wong:
or it could also mean "Sexually Transmitted Disease". . . . In Tupp's case... more often than not... |
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Location: NJ | Schtupping The Dutch |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | They won't want to bite you anymore. |
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Location: NJ | "Governor Spitzer" is up for grabs, now . . . |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | The downfall of a lousy intern program no doubt. |
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Location: SoCal | Originally posted by Paulcc1:
S.T.D.
There ya go Dave it will even keep Cliff and Moody away I don't think stuff like that scares Clifford much.... |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Hell... he invented that stuff. |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | Standingovation Tupperware Dave. Yeah, STD might be the one ... |
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Location: Vermont USA | Now ya can run for Governor
A pot in every kitchen and an STD in every bed |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | Originally posted by Tupperware:
Standingovation Tupperware Dave. Yeah, STD might be the one ... And you thought all of my ideas came from some foul bodily functions. Most do but every now and then..... ;) :D |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | THE POLL IS NOW OPEN !!!!
VOTE NOW |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | "WankO" |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | Only one question...
How many times can I vote for that?
Ok, two...
Is this over YET...? |
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| I have not read all of the thousands of posts but I'd suggest StandingOvation and Tupperware just exchange names. |
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Location: NW Washington State | WitLess
PlasticMan
I demand that my suggestions be seated at the convention. |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | Originally posted by CrimsonLake:
Or the polish version - Gallerinski The winners prize is in the mail to CrimsonLake. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | if it's his old Tupperware collection... I'd recommend against storing food in it. |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | My bet is it's a pierogi shaped uke.
(If it's ANYthing kielbasa shaped, don't EVEN open it, Mike.) |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | Just pick one and get on with it. |
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Location: CA | Rose Bowl
Orange Bowl
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Oldboldbowl
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Location: Jet City | Welcome back Dave, um er... Gallerinski |
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Location: Vermont USA | "Gallerinski"
Ok so what do you take for meds? Cause that is some good stuff there. |
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Location: East Tennessee | Bowl-movement? |
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Location: Marlton, NJ | Originally posted by Gallerinski:
Originally posted by CrimsonLake:
Or the polish version - Gallerinski The winners prize is in the mail to CrimsonLake.
If I forgot anyone... I've been driving for 12 hours and I'm a little groggy. |
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Location: Marlton, NJ | Originally posted by Weaser P:
(If it's ANYthing kielbasa shaped, don't EVEN open it, Mike.) If anything kielbasa shaped arrives, I'm assuming it's for my wife! |
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Location: Marlton, NJ | Originally posted by Jeff W.:
if it's his old Tupperware collection... I'd recommend against storing food in it. I don't even want to be in the house when that burp goes off... |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | Mike,
Congratulations, There must be something about growing up in the borough of Queens,NY. The area has produced two very creative people. You for your winning entry of "Gallerinski" and me for helping name Temp's band "Acousticrats". :cool: |
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Location: Marlton, NJ | Phil - Thanks, it must've been the constant threat of violence from the Nuns in elementary school.
"The Nuns" - there's a good band name.
Actually - it was inspired by "Gallerina" which was DVDs creation. I owe ya one buddy. |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | WOW,
I didn't realize. There is an Oregon/New York connection because Waskel inspired me with his Acoustic Rat entry. |
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