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Location: south east Michigan | I'm a couple hours early but who cares.
I did this last April Fools day. If I don't forget I'll do it again next year.
CAPTION THIS PHOTO!!!
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Location: South Windsor Connecticut | "Say, is that really the banjo player's Porsche?" |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | You can crop off the shoes but he's still a freak ... |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | Geez, Dave - it's a caption contest! So the caption would be..."Go ahead and crop my shoes. I'm STILL a freak!" |
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Location: Simpsonville, SC | "This is what can happen to you, when you drink Patron" |
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Location: big island | TR Boy's Long Lost Hairy Brother |
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Location: Florida Central Gulf Coast | "Now, what's suppose to fit in this strap?" - 'Camel Toes' Cliff. |
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Location: Waterloo, IL | I got this silly grin from eating my "Wheaties" this morning! Can I get my picture on the front of the box now? |
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Location: Latitude 39.56819, Longitude -105.080066 | "I'M THAT GUY!"
for those who don't understand....YSBT! |
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Location: South of most, North of few | How do ya like me now? |
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Location: Whitecourt, Ab | I wonder if Tim "Puffy Hat" Chapman could teach me how to play this critter... |
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Location: the BIG Metropolis of TR | ...."Listen! Don't these notes right here sound just like a doorbell?" |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | "Now that I took Jiffy's banjo, I wonder if he can get outta the box I'm sittin' on. And Temp said it couldn't be done..." |
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Location: Atlanta, GA. | "The only thing that separates me from a Walking Cadaver is the Shit-Eating-Grin on my face . . . . " |
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Location: Hot Springs, S.D. | I TOLD you if you didn't behave I'd punish you! |
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Location: Alberta, Canada | You'll never guess where we hid them city folk! |
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Location: Blue Ridge Mountains | "Yeah, I was that guy in the Deliverance movie: so bite me!" |
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Location: Pacific Northwest Inland Empire | Deal, or no deal? I keep playing 'til you stroke out? |
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Location: Cherry Hill, NJ | " Paddle that canoe faster boys" |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | "Want to here me play with this or my cajone?" |
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Location: ranson,wva | "squeal piggy" |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | "One burger short of needing a contour bowl banjo" |
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Location: Marlton, NJ | "They uh, was givin' me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot. The next woman who takes me out is gonna light up like a pinball machine, and pay off in silver dollars." |
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Location: the BIG Metropolis of TR |
......" Hello my darlin'....Hello my baby....Hello my ragtime gaaaaaal"....... |
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Location: Huntington Beach, CA | "Go to the light... the light... then jump out the friggen window... wait! Is that a Slothead?" |
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| "Ya know, maybe I've been wrong all along..." |
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Location: the BIG Metropolis of TR | ...."Listen! Don't these notes right here sound just like a squealin' pig?"
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Location: Central Florida | I know what you’re thinkin’. “Is his sense of humor strong enough for just one more banjo joke?” Well now, being my fingers are poised for pluckin’, you’ve gotta ask yourself one question. “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya… punk?
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Respect the banjo!
Okay... Fear the banjo, same thing. ;)
Otto
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Location: NJ | ". . y'mean this ISN'T a Florida cheese slicer?? . ." |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | More of a cheese grater. |
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Location: Yucaipa, California | "Forgive me Timster! You were right after all!" |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | :D |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | "West Virginia Mating Call" |
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Location: NJ | "When you've drunk entirely TOO much tequila, and you really NEED t'throw-up, . . . . Do What I Do . . ." |
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Location: NJ | "Friends Don't Let Friends Play Banjoes" |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | Next I'm gonna play a song that I wrote " I wish 1-20-09 would never get here" |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | "Though no jail time was served, the Judge felt the sentence fit the crime..." |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | "...for the audience..." |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia |
"And NOW!....a little Foggy Mountain Breakdown!" |
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Location: Stow, Ohio | I wanna ROCK!
Turn it down you say
Well all I gotta say when you tell me not to play
is NO! NO NO NO NO NO
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Location: the BIG Metropolis of TR | ...."Listen! Don't these notes right here sound just like two crickets in LUV?"..... |
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Location: the BIG Metropolis of TR |
Mammy....Mammy....How I Love Ya! , How I Love Ya!....My Dear Ole Mammy.... |
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Location: SoCal | "Don't question it, just shoot me! I'm commiting suicide by banjo"..... |
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Location: big island | 
"I want a girl, just like the girl, that married dear old dad" |
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Location: Vernon CT | "Pick?? I don't need no stinkin pick"!!!! |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | I've gone to the dark side(insert mechanical breathing) |
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Location: Cincinnati |
"eHarmony is the only relationship site on the web that creates compatible matches based on 29 dimensions to predict happier, healthier relationships. Appearance is not one of them." |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, |
I'm gonna sing a song I wrote called "I wish 01-20-09 would never get here". After that I'm gonna sing "Me and my banjo", Then "I'm a banjo playin fool". I'll also take request from the audience. |
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Location: closely held secret |
He gave up his left cajon to learn how to play the banjo... |
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Location: Jet City |
GOT BANJO? |
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Location: everywhere |
"wot canary?" |
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"i'm tryin' to figure out what's more painful: sittin' on my own cajon or playing a banjo" |
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Location: Tennessee |
"Hey Sis. Ma and Pa took the wagon into town. How about a lil' romance?". |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | "eHarmony isn't for everyone. Over one million applicants rejected." Including this and all other banjo players. |
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Location: Midland, MI |
You know, ladies, if my older brother David's fees are too much for your pocketbook, you might find my rates a little easier to swing. |
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Location: Huntington Beach, CA | "Here ah come baby, comin' to gitcha... diddilittilittilittle... Uhhh... clang clang twang... clang clang twang..." |
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(spoken out the side of his mouth)"Brad.....Just hurry up and take the dang picture,will ya"..... |
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"Waaay~dowwwnn~uponn~theeee~Suwanneeeeee~Riverrrr~~~" |
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Location: Latitude 39.56819, Longitude -105.080066 | 20+ pictures of Cliff in the same thread is starting to make me ill! |
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Location: the BIG Metropolis of TR | Originally posted by stephent28:
20+ pictures of Cliff in the same thread is starting to make me ill! ....That's the best caption yet! :D But you forgot to add the picture..... |
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Location: Huntington Beach, CA | "When I was a younger man, I dared people to knock a battery off my shoulder. These days, they gotta knock a whole freakin' guitar off! Meanwhile, how about a little Foggy Mountain Breakdown?" |
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Location: everywhere | Perhaps you've met his little brother...
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Hey! . . at least it's not a Taylor!!! . . . |
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"Welcome to Hell...here's my banjo" ;) |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | "He gotta real purdy mouth on him, don't he? " |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | How do Y'all spell RELIEF? I spells it "B-A-N-J-O-E-S" |
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| Looks like there's a few more pounds of cliffy than when I last saw him.
And was it the Pirates of Amelia that put the Black Spot on him?
And are those highlights in his hair?
Real bad arthritis in the right hand there. You been holding it in that position a lot? |
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Location: NJ | I liked Schroeder better when he was a f@ckin' mute . . . |
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Location: NJ | . . . actually, I was just "acting" fat (for the photo). I was portraying(albeit, briefly) a "role" . . .
Laurence Olivier . . . . pffffff . . . fckn'Hack! . . . |
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Location: Atlanta, GA. | heheh... and I talked him into trading for #54 even-steven! What a YAHOO!!! |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | Originally posted by cliff:
. . . actually, I was just "acting" fat (for the photo). I was portraying(albeit, briefly) a "role" . . . Woudn't that be more like "showing a few rolls"? |
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Location: enid, ok | "I still LOVE my jiffypop popcorn!" |
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Location: Alberta, Canada | It's not love, but, it ain't bad! |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Caravan Rooubishe:
Dave, 's'at you? |
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Location: Latitude 39.56819, Longitude -105.080066 | Originally posted by fillhixx:
Caravan Rooubishe:
Dave, 's'at you? Same sardonic wit, eh? |
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Location: Budd Lake, NJ | You said they're payin' you how much to play that thing!!!???
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Location: Vermont USA | actually, I was just "acting" fat (for the photo). I was portraying(albeit, briefly) a "role"
Sorry you did not spell roll correctly.
My name is Banjo Cliff and I'm not smarter than a 5th. grader.
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | "My friends went to Florida and all they got me was this F@cking Five String Geetar" |
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2nd Annual Photo Caption Contest