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| I’m so glad we had this time together
Just to have a laugh
Or sing a song
Seems we just get started
And before we know it
Comes the time we have to say
So long……….
Can you bend those strings
Can you moan the blues
Can you make those guitars sing
Boy can you make folks feel what you feel inside
Cause if your big star bound
Let me warn you it’s a long hard ride
Goodbye everyone, I enjoyed meeting you all!
Man my wife is crazy!
I mean it!
She’s not right in the head!
I don’t know what her problem is!
She so immature!
She needs to just grow up!
Every time I take a bath it never fails!
She barges in on me without knocking!
She just kicks the door open, laughing like a mad man!
Runs in and sinks my Ships! LOL |
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Location: South of most, North of few | Oooooh Kaaaaaaay..... :confused: |
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Location: Flahdaw | Is this Beal's latest song for the contest? |
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| Originally posted by darkbarguitar:
Is this Beal's latest song for the contest? Sorry guys,
It’s a good thing I thought to come back. I wasn’t thinking about new people that would come along and not know what was happening when they read this. I have only two posts. You would have to read the other to get any clue here.
The first part of this, from the word I’M to SO LONG is a Carol Burnett song she always used to end her show.
The next part from the words CAN YOU BEND to LONG HARD RIDE is a piece of song that I thought all of you would get and have heard. Its country and the guy is talking to the ghost of Hank Williams who gives the young guy that advice. I even think the song is called LONG HARD RIDE.
Next is the line where I said goodbye – come on!
The next part from MY WIFE IS CRAZY to the LOL is just a joke I thought I’d leave you with. Leave them laughing as it were, but it’s not funny I guess if you have to explain it! So here’s another!
Why does Mr. Ovation like to swim on his back?
Read next line backwards.
.course of dry nuts his keep to why,
Ok, my damage is done! Good bye. |
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Location: South of most, North of few | Originally posted by MWoody:
Trippy tromp, trippy tromp, who goes on my bridge? Crap Mike, I just got it... I feel a little thick now. True.
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | I still haven't got it, maybe a cultural thing.
and we all know I ain't got none.
anyhoo, Gutshotkid. Maybe the forum you're looking for is The Songwriters Forum. I think they're waiting for you. Read their terms and conditions first. Be well. |
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Location: Flahdaw | Originally posted by MWoody:
"Next, on House..." :D now THAT'S funny! |
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Location: South of most, North of few | good one. |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | AAAAhhhh! Geez, I need another coffee. Tx DVD. |
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Location: Whitecourt, Ab | CLICK |
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Location: Keepin' It Weird in Portland, OR | ya spelt "Farewell" wrong! B'bye...
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Location: The Great Pacific Northwest | Originally posted by dvd:
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| waiting for the long crook to come out to drag him off stage............hopefully soon.
GH |
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Location: alabama | Originally posted by seesquare:
mental healthcare. Boy, do I have job security. Glad I'm not the only one who thought his walls were padded... |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | PLeeeeeese let this die a natural death.
We've had our fun, don't poke the 'tard. |
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| Originally posted by fillhixx:
PLeeeeeese let this die a natural death.
We've had our fun, don't poke the 'tard. planning an interview with Leno eh?.... |
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Fairwell