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| Only in Ovation Nation can you play with a Tornado or a Thunderbolt and not get hurt or killed (well, the wallet would get killed)...
Only in Ovation Nation does a flatback acoustic feel weird...
Only in Ovation Nation does an Ovation have more wood than low end Martins and Taylors (or Composite Acoustics and Rainsongs)...
Only in Ovation Nation can you wear a Pacemaker on the outside of your body....
Your turn!
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Location: Florida Central Gulf Coast | ... can you play with a Preacher and a Deacon while sipping 'Mason tea'.
... can you own a nonvenomous Viper.
... can you own a Breadwinner that doesn't.
... can you hold a Thunderbolt and it won't kill ya.
... can say "PF 22" and not offend 'Saturday night specials'.
... will you find that Applause for Elite Celebrities is not the Ultra Pinnacle. |
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Location: Simpsonville, SC | ...Utes guys are killin me! |
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Posts: 2683
Location: Hot Springs, S.D. | ...can you play a Legend in your own time.
...can you study Folklore.
...can a Wabbit play with Mr. FUD. |
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Location: Burbank | ...can you play with your legend in public and not get arrested!
...can you go off on a tangent and piss-off half your audience.
...can you show-off your hard body to the delight of many. |
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| Only in Ovation Nation do people know who Maury Muhliesen was.
Only in Ovation Nation can you take two guitar names and come up with the start of a really bad joke: A Preacher and a Deacon walk into a bar...
Only in Ovation Nation are the names Matrix and Magnum not merely titles of a movie and TV show.
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Location: Miami | ...can a bowl made out of helicopter propellor blade lyrachord sound more wooden through a bunch of little holes than a wooden flatback with a big hole |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | ...can you bum a ride from the airport from someone who just wants you to try out his guitars.
...can you loan a guitar to another fan and get it back with new strings and battery.
...can you have "friends" with only one thing in common, that you've never met.
...can you buy five guitars for the price of a Taylor...and each of them sounds better than the Taylor. |
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Posts: 4081
Location: Utah | ... can you buy a collector's edition and have it go down in value (not complaining, just sayin')
... can you argue how many holes a guitar should have |
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Posts: 354
Location: nashville | ... can you use your guitar as billy club.
....can your guitar let you know you need to lose some weight. |
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Location: Hot Springs, S.D. | ...can your guitar double as a salad bowl. |
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Location: Keepin' It Weird in Portland, OR | ...Be embarrassed to admit that you show-off your Taylor guitar(s) to your neighbors.
[and don't include it (them) in your sig line! :p ] |
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Location: Whitecourt, Ab | ...can you wear a grass skirt, coconut bra, while riding a llama and still be kool |
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Posts: 4833
Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | ....Can you have friends you've never met for whom you would travel half way across a continent (or the GLOBE!)
just to share your toys.
....Would you send a guitar to someone you've never met.
....would you have a relative stranger pick up your new guitar, play it a while, and send it to you when they feel like.... |
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Location: Chicago | Can you play the guitar of the GODS (McLaughlin, DiMeola) while even Olympus seems to have forgotten! Every gig I hear THAT sound and wonder: why has it been forsaken on High?
a guitar player's "eli eli lama sabachthani?"
(I think I'm confusing my traditions here....) |
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| Only in Ovation Nation can you have a Custom Custom Elite!
Michelle |
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Location: GA USA | Only in Ovation Nation can a man caress Melissa Etheridge's long slender neck. |
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Location: Budd Lake, NJ | ...would an unadventurous middle-aged widow drive 12 hours to play guitar with a bunch of folks she'd mostly never met...and...be willing to do it again. :D
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Location: Reisterstown, Maryland | Would an middle aged grandmother drive 5 hours to spend a weekend and play guitar with a group of women she's never met...and...is so looking forward to it! :D
Anita |
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Location: Delaware | Only in Ovation Nation can you interact with ALL the people your mother warned you about! |
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Posts: 3666
Location: Pacific Northwest Inland Empire | ......where The Book is not sacred scripture, but sound testament. |
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Location: Pacific Northwest Inland Empire | ....and where nobody really cares who you brought to the dance, but wants to fondle them, anyway! |
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Location: Florida Central Gulf Coast | Originally posted by seesquare:
sound testament. Good one! |
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| Only in Ovation Nation can you look at an Eclipse without getting blinded!
Only in Ovation Nation can you say the word "Mothership" without people thinking you are an alien.
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