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Location: SF Bay Area | Was perusing the local Craigslist for O's, and came across this listing. All I can say is, WOW. :eek:
If it's true, I hope the unlucky owner isn't an OFC member.
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/msg/724974901.html |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | All our ex-girlfriends are happy. . . to be rid of us. |
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Location: Texas | I'm a woman - if I was that mad, I would go after him, not the guitar LOL |
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Location: Bay Area, N, California | Hummm.. actually I would have done the same damage, only to his head and not the guitar! :D
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Location: Boise, Idaho | My wife would just sell them all cheap in a garage sale. If she was really made, she'd load them all in the Boxster and sell them. I still haven't forgiven her for selling all my cassettes for $5. |
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Location: Jet City | Whenever I read these sorts of stories, it makes me glad I'm single (and that the ex is 1500 miles away) |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | I don't really have anything to complain about, so I dwell on the little stuff, like selling my cassettes and snoring. I don't know how I put up with it! (More like I don't know how she puts up with me.) |
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Location: Tennessee | Originally posted by Mark in Boise:
My wife would just sell them all cheap in a garage sale. Mimi'd just give them to the new boyfriends. Then figure out a way to rub my nose in it. Repeatedly. |
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Location: Texas | Originally posted by Laura Marie:
Hummm.. actually I would have done the same damage, only to his head and not the guitar! :D
LM LOL - that's a good one!!! |
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Location: Texas | Originally posted by Damon67:
Whenever I read these sorts of stories, it makes me glad I'm single (and that the ex is 1500 miles away) Awwww Damon - just treat her right and she won't damage those guitars lol |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | I've never really understood these stories. Not only is my wife my best friend, but SHE's friends with almost all my ex-girlfriends. (and most of them are still talking to me!) |
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Location: Budd Lake, NJ | I wouldn't be able to bring myself to damage an O that way; look at it this way, though--a wood box would probably just be a collection of tooth picks after what that poor thing went through.
I have a much better way to get even: I just write songs about them..... ;) :D
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Location: Steeler Nation, Hudson Valley Contingent | Originally posted by Jewel's Mom:
I just write songs about them..... ;) :D
--Karen ...and post them as free downloads online.  |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | Sounds like if Phil wrote songs about his wife and ex-girlfriends they'd be really boring. Or maybe not, depending on how friendly those girls are.
My life's pretty boring, so I have to make stuff up. No song material here. |
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Location: Texas | Originally posted by fillhixx:
I've never really understood these stories. Not only is my wife my best friend, but SHE's friends with almost all my ex-girlfriends. (and most of them are still talking to me!) You just must be that good :) )))) |
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Location: Capital District, NY, USA Minor Outlying Islands | How about this ... anyone had a crate full of stuff shipped to their office ... by their ex?
It sure announced that the relationship was over. |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | Both my girlfriends are seeing other guys. |
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Location: Tennessee | Great tune. |
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Location: Brisbane Australia | Originally posted by Laura Marie:
Hummm.. actually I would have done the same damage, only to his head and not the guitar! :D
LM That's probably what happened
She did hit him with it.
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Location: Budd Lake, NJ | AJ, that was my first thought, too. :D
--Kazza (the artist formally known as Karen) |
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Location: Nashville TN. | You know what you call a guitar player who just broke up with his girlftrend??? |
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Location: Nashville TN. | Originally posted by PEZ:
You know what you call a guitar player who just broke up with his girlftrend??? Homeless :( |
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Location: Vermont USA | I love my wife and she loves me 26 years last month.
We work at it.
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Location: Texas | Congratulations Paul - in the 21st century - you and your wife should be given an award :D |
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Location: Vermont USA | "Congratulations Paul - in the 21st century - you and your wife should be given an award"
There are couples who have done a lot better than us.
Pauly |
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Location: SoCal | In November, my folks will hit 60 years together. I feel like such a beginner at only 18.... |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | "I feel like such a beginner at only 18...."
(...and the softball is tossed...) |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | By the way, Paul, as someone who thinks they got married a little early but just hit his 25th year anniversary, I cannot IMAGINE hitting 60. ('Course I'm amazed she hasn't killed me by now too)
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | "So, Mrs. Moody, after 60 years of marriage did you ever think of divorce?"
"Divorce? Never!
Murder? Yes."
Different times, different times. |
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Location: Indiana | My wife and I have been together for 25 years... which is about 24 and a half years longer than I would have put up with my crap.
As Dolly Parton put it once:
"If I was a band... I would have broken up years ago."
My lovely wife Bree over my left shoulder in this 1981 PR shot.
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Hell has no fury like a woman scorned...