What should a Ovation Celebrity Deluxe CS245 sell for
e_a_g_l_e_p_i
Posted 2006-11-19 9:52 PM (#323144)
Subject: What should a Ovation Celebrity Deluxe CS245 sell for


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With much hesitation I am posting this question, As most of you know by now I don't play the guitar however I am thinking about adding guitars to my Ebay business, whenever I can find one I will see if I can buy it and resell for a profit. Now I know some of you will think that is like the devil but we all have to make money somehow and I have chosen Ebay.

Now with all that out of the way what is a Ovation Celebrity Deluxe CS245 worth? I haven't seen it yet but it's local so I can go look at it in the morning, the seller wants $450 and I am offering $350 he says it has a few minor surface cracks. Are those common or should they be a red flag?

I would like to be a member of this forum but my reasons are different than most of you, I hope you can understand.
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cliff
Posted 2006-11-19 9:57 PM (#323145 - in reply to #323144)
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PissOff.
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Jason_S
Posted 2006-11-19 10:08 PM (#323146 - in reply to #323144)
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i wouldnt give 3 bucks for a truck load of celeb peices of shit...jason
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Tupperware
Posted 2006-11-19 10:10 PM (#323147 - in reply to #323144)
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Great business plan, Eagle. The world needs more ebay ovation sellers like you. Good luck.

CLICK.
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Jason_S
Posted 2006-11-19 10:13 PM (#323148 - in reply to #323144)
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the world of ovations is going to shit dave..im gonna go hide at my site for a while and drool over #47-#47.lol jason
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Tupperware
Posted 2006-11-19 10:29 PM (#323149 - in reply to #323144)
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Hey jason, we should start calling it serial #47-deux. Or maybe #94
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Jason_S
Posted 2006-11-19 10:39 PM (#323150 - in reply to #323144)
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i noticed you added a stereo unit to it,hows she sound when you juice it?? hope it get the chance to play it the next time we meet up again..jason
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Tupperware
Posted 2006-11-19 10:55 PM (#323151 - in reply to #323144)
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Sounds very acoustic-like.
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Jason_S
Posted 2006-11-19 11:10 PM (#323152 - in reply to #323144)
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cool..im gonna electrify this old balladeer,ive had several people interested in it untill they find out that is acoustic only,i might call kim or john and get a thinline undersaddle and and wire it direct out the mono jack...jason
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seesquare
Posted 2006-11-19 11:26 PM (#323153 - in reply to #323144)
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Jason,
Cost/benefit ratio. Calculate the differential in sale outcome between A/E & acoustic-only. If you could do a bit of "bodywork", the preamp might significantly increase the purchase outcome, and speed.
EaglePI, if you're still monitoring these proceedings, don't go away mad; just go away. We want to discuss virtues & intrisic issues, not just merchandising.
You retain your freedom of speech rights, but this doesn't appear to be a receptive forum for your espoused intentions.
Good luck with your Ebay business. I assure you many of us will be monitoring your offerings. Thank you for that, anyway.
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Jason_S
Posted 2006-11-19 11:35 PM (#323154 - in reply to #323144)
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thanks chris,hell who knows? i was planning on selling the 1567ssb but after i got it home and unscrewed all the screwups,its now one of my favorite players. i didnt like how the black top came out so i took the black paint off and im gonna level the glued crack the best i can and say to hell with it. ive got a op24 here packed away somewhere and ive got a stacked tone/vol that i think i can rebuild the circuitry in it..i wanna use a thinline pup because i dont wanna route the slot and the thin saddles sound better unplugged....ive got a few options with it...

ive got give or take $200.00 in it including the nice brown case and probly 60hrs of work in it.jason
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Old Man Arthur
Posted 2006-11-19 11:54 PM (#323155 - in reply to #323144)
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EaglePI-- Kinda political statement-- Profiteeting idiots is the reason why gasoline prices are so high.
The reason why I shop on E-baaa is to get a good deal. If some-one snags a good deal, just to sell it for a profit, that kinda defeats the whole purpose... Y'know?
If I wanted to (or could afford to) pay full price, I would just go to one of seven music stores in my hood, and get one. And probably get a discount on later fret-jobs and straps.

Think about what the other people on this site's priorities are... And look-up "Community" in the dictionary.

Enough serious-ness for one day!
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e_a_g_l_e_p_i
Posted 2006-11-20 12:00 AM (#323156 - in reply to #323144)
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Old Man Arthur,
I can understand your view but isn't the american business way to buy low and sell high??
that is how everyone in this country makes money no matter what business you are in.

I see nothing wrong with all of you Ovation collectors collecting them but everyone wants to make money. If you think people on Ebay don't buy low to sell high you are mistaken.

I'm not forcing any of you to buy the guitars I plan to sell, I only try to let you folks know in advance before listing on Ebay.

I really don't understand all the hate I feel here in this forum. I do understand you all have the right to state your mind and I am willing to listen, I'll response if it makes sence to otherwise I'll just let the people who read and don't post as much judge what is going on.
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Old Man Arthur
Posted 2006-11-20 12:23 AM (#323157 - in reply to #323144)
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Screwwitt!

I really gotta take E-baaa off of my tool-bar. I got three guitars, and UPS is dropping-off a GC057 tomorrow.

I need to start on the Pawn Shops now! And Apple Music Row is having a Blow-Out Sale.
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Jason_S
Posted 2006-11-20 12:29 AM (#323158 - in reply to #323144)
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you guys know i post a few "for sale" items here from time to time. some sell some dont. i usualy lose money on the things i sell but who realy gives a fuck?? ive bought or been given parts and what-not quite a few times from my friends on the board and ive even sold a few items..im not trying to bust your balls but your begining to be a pain in the ass..take it for what its worth...have a nice day..jason
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Jason_S
Posted 2006-11-20 12:31 AM (#323159 - in reply to #323144)
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arthur shoot me a email at adamas83@jasonsovations.com

jason
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e_a_g_l_e_p_i
Posted 2006-11-20 12:46 AM (#323160 - in reply to #323144)
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I feel the love :)
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Joyful Noise
Posted 2006-11-20 12:54 AM (#323161 - in reply to #323144)
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Originally posted by e_a_g_l_e_p_i:
I really don't understand all the hate I feel here in this forum. I do understand you all have the right to state your mind and I am willing to listen, I'll response if it makes sence to otherwise I'll just let the people who read and don't post as much judge what is going on.
You're just not very bright are you? :rolleyes:
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noah
Posted 2006-11-20 1:08 AM (#323162 - in reply to #323144)
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Jason, What's got you so upset? What's with the quote about the classifieds and sale items?
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Jason_S
Posted 2006-11-20 1:15 AM (#323163 - in reply to #323144)
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nada,post edited...jason
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e_a_g_l_e_p_i
Posted 2006-11-20 1:19 AM (#323164 - in reply to #323144)
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Joyful Noise
I'm actually very smart, I just like giving haters something to do. I was attacked for no reason and because I come to a for sale Ovation forum and try to "Sell" a guitar all the natives get restless.........lol

It's beyond trying to explain so now I am just playing along.
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noah
Posted 2006-11-20 1:37 AM (#323165 - in reply to #323144)
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eagle, it was your tactics which turned people against you. We see through you man. You have not been the first guy to come around here trying to dump stuff.

As far as brains... you post at November 19, 2006 21:46 and then anaislily posts at November 19, 2006 21:47. Probably coincidental, but the more you do and say, the harder it becomes to build trust.

As far as buying and selling guitars... well, I think you have a half baked idea there... if you don't know anything about guitars and don't play, how are you going to evaluate guitars prior to buying them?
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e_a_g_l_e_p_i
Posted 2006-11-20 1:45 AM (#323166 - in reply to #323144)
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Noah,
I said I commuicated with her and asked her to come here and set the record straight. That is why she came shortly after I posted, come on you are smarter than that aren't you.
As for dumping "stuff" the Model 115 is a beautiful guitar as many of you stated already so dumping is the wrong word. Just face it Noah, you implied I was doing something wrong on Ebay and I asked the winning bidder to come here and explain in her words to prove you wrong.

You claim to be a Ebay experienced seller so you should know that a Ebay sellers reputation is everything and your attempts to question mine was uncalled for.

As for my half baked idea.....lol I'll get the info I need before buying to resell don't lose any sleep over that ok?? ;)
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noah
Posted 2006-11-20 2:13 AM (#323167 - in reply to #323144)
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yep, just coincidence... you post tonight at 9:46, she posts at 9:47. I am glad that the two of you are so close and connected. I'll admit that I've been on the phone with one of the guys and both posting at the same time. As I said, I'm glad that the two of you are so close.

An email and a post are not too convincing. The more you give me to work with, the easier you make a confirmation attainable.

After reviewing my comments, I never questioned your eBay seller's reputation. I believe that the anomalies of the bidding and the auction's outcome are not flattering for the Seller.
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e_a_g_l_e_p_i
Posted 2006-11-20 2:23 AM (#323168 - in reply to #323144)
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Sorry to disappoint you Noah, I have not communicated with her since the other day when I asked her to come here and post. If you think that 2 people who have a interest in the threads might just be looking at them at the same time without each of them knowing the other is, you are a fool.

Stop implying have some balls say what you think I did or shut the fuck up
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noah
Posted 2006-11-20 2:26 AM (#323169 - in reply to #323144)
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eagle, as I told you the other day, we have minors and women visiting our site. Swearing is not appropriate here.
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e_a_g_l_e_p_i
Posted 2006-11-20 2:27 AM (#323170 - in reply to #323144)
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Then leave me the fuck alone
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noah
Posted 2006-11-20 2:53 AM (#323171 - in reply to #323144)
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eagle, why did you even start this thread... you knew what would happen. If you really wanted friendly helpful advice, why didn't you first ask all those guys who sent you those supportive private messages that you wrote about ?
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e_a_g_l_e_p_i
Posted 2006-11-20 3:06 AM (#323172 - in reply to #323144)
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Eat shit noah
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noah
Posted 2006-11-20 3:07 AM (#323173 - in reply to #323144)
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Originally posted by e_a_g_l_e_p_i :confused: November 19, 2006 22:19:
I'm actually very smart...
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Jason_S
Posted 2006-11-20 3:24 AM (#323174 - in reply to #323144)
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im rolling on the gdamn floor...lmfwao...jason
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noah
Posted 2006-11-20 3:28 AM (#323175 - in reply to #323144)
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do you feel better now jason?
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Jason_S
Posted 2006-11-20 3:34 AM (#323176 - in reply to #323144)
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oh mygod yes!! i just took a pain pill cuz my back is killing me,eating a smoked lebanaon blogana sandwich and looking at the troll...i think im gonna put a troll on my website as the mascot..lol...jason
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Jason_S
Posted 2006-11-20 3:36 AM (#323177 - in reply to #323144)
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i might add..the fellow who invented pringles in a genius!!!! jason
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Tony Calman
Posted 2006-11-20 4:18 AM (#323178 - in reply to #323144)
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I've only read part of this but lack of information has never stopped me before...especially after a little Brandy.

Sure, Pacemaker is a good guitar, maybe $250-$400. Glen Campbell is an excellent guitar, maybe $300-$750. Custom Legend 1158/1658 is a great guitar, maybe $700-$1,200.

This looks like it is in good condition but it is still on the low end of the Ovation models.

Bottom line, I really doubt that you will get over $400 for it. No, I am not in the market as I have the Custom Legends. And, is it worth more? Yes. Will you get your price? Hope that you will.

The members of the OFC are probably more knowledgeable about Ovation and Adamas models than the typical buyer. Offer a guitar for market value, might get a buyer. Yet, often a guitar offered on the OFC doesn't find a buyer and has to be listed on Craig List, eBay, or whatever.

Noah is a respected and knowledgeable individual about Ovation and Adamas, as well as other guitars. He, as I, are skeptical (and, for good reason). Newbies don't win in a war with words.

Somehow, you have alienated a number of OFC'ers. My suggestion is that you take a deep breath, then consider how you can start over. This is an amazing group - knowledgable, considerate, wierd, off-topic, etc. Sometimes takes a thick skin, often a supportive group. Take a look through the archives (vault) and you will see the soul and heart of the individuals and OFC as a group.
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e_a_g_l_e_p_i
Posted 2006-11-20 5:51 AM (#323179 - in reply to #323144)
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Tony I saw all of that until Noah suggested that I did something wrong on Ebay. The fact is he was dead wrong and his thoughts should be kept to himself unless he can prove something he says.
He may be respected by many of you but not by me because he wasn't man enough to say exactly what he was thinking he could only imply.

Once again he was wrong, I even had to ask the winning bidder to come here to explain herself to prove I did nothing wrong.

I know there are good people here I have heard from several who are not involved in the threads.

In every Forum there are a select few who are trouble makers, Noah in my opinion is one of those. He had his opinion of me and what he thinks I did and no matter what I did to try and show him I wasn't what he thought, he kept on implying that I was.

All I did was come here and talk about the guitar I had for sale, I was offered $750 and thought about ending the auction early but someone ( might have been Noah ) suggested that I should not do that since I listed it I should leave it and let the bidders determine the value. I did that, I found out later the $750 was a scam or joke.

I was offered $600 by the music store I had it checked out at and may sell it to him if I can't get more.

I respect your opinion about the value of the guitar, I never wanted to come here and fight but Noah wouldn't let it rest so I fought back.

I'm a former PI and I take my reputaion very seriously.. So I ask you where do I go to get my good reputaion back???

If Noah would keep his wrong thoughts to himself you wouldn't see me act the way I do towards him.

As far as you being skeptical I can't control that but you have handled it with much more class than Noah.

I won't just sit here while someone tried to ruin my reputaion...
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JT
Posted 2006-11-20 6:28 AM (#323180 - in reply to #323144)
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If a Celebrity was perfect, it'd be questionable as to if it was worth $350, IMO. MAYBE the double-necked one... maybe...

Won't have to worry about me buying it> :)
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e_a_g_l_e_p_i
Posted 2006-11-20 6:46 AM (#323181 - in reply to #323144)
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Thank you JT I appreciate your advice
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noah
Posted 2006-11-20 7:48 AM (#323182 - in reply to #323144)
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eagle, Please go back and read every post that I made regarding that auction. I only brought to light anomilies in the bidding and auction outcome. The issues I noted are classic examples of red-flags that are pointed out in eBay tutorials on Safe Bidding.

I did not draw any conclusions or attack your reputation. I had nothing to do with your auction or the thread that accompanied it. As far as the $750 you were offered, you should go back and read that thread, I was not there and someone else was advising you.

I have reviewed every comment I have made to you or regarding you, and I must say, I have been much more respectful to you than you have been to me and others. I have also read the disrespectful responses that other members have made to you, yet you are not crying to Tony about what the rest of the gang has said.

You say, "he wasn't man enough to say exactly what he was thinking he could only imply". You are wrong. I said exactly what I was thinking and I did not judge you. These guys will confirm that I am the last person to write someone off. There is a difference between trying to make sense of irregularities and accussing someone of wrong doing. If I show you an irregularity and you immediately interpret it as an accusation, that is your problem. My opinion is that your excessively defensive posture created the situation that you are in.

If you really believed that "Noah" was your problem, you would have contacted me privately and we would have worked out any issues. Instead, your attitude was, "I don't have to prove anything to anyone", but then you set out on a crusade to prove everything to everyone.

I have reminded you that we have minors and women visiting the site, yet you continue to use foul language. You exhibit no respect and this is where the Troll comes in... you have no respect for this site, its members, or what it stands for.
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e_a_g_l_e_p_i
Posted 2006-11-20 9:15 AM (#323183 - in reply to #323144)
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B******t Noah!!!! all I have done is try to prove to you and everyone that what you were pointing out was wrong and only a opinion..

Get a life
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alpep
Posted 2006-11-20 9:22 AM (#323184 - in reply to #323144)
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please watch the language. we have underaged kids as members of this site
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Captain Lovehandles
Posted 2006-11-20 9:27 AM (#323185 - in reply to #323144)
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Dudes! Eagle, you may have dug yourself too deep a hole here to be a respected member of the club. Why not rejoin under a new name and play nice? Pretend you're a kid wanting to buy a guitar from a friend. After 4 or 5, we'll figure out what's going on, but by then you'll have made a fortune in resales.
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e_a_g_l_e_p_i
Posted 2006-11-20 9:39 AM (#323186 - in reply to #323144)
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No worries I am out of here so Noah find someone else to place your imagined red flags on..

I aploigize to everyone EXCEPT Noah for my choice of words...
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Jeff W.
Posted 2006-11-20 10:09 AM (#323187 - in reply to #323144)
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I'd like to buy a vowel....
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mtnbikerfred
Posted 2006-11-20 10:27 AM (#323188 - in reply to #323144)
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"O". Lotsa "O's" :D :p :D :p
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MWoody
Posted 2006-11-20 10:32 AM (#323189 - in reply to #323144)
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How come Noah gets all the credit?

What's a guy have to do to get verbally berated and publicly chastised around here? Unless you're Jeff W, then you just need to post...

Seriously, I get peaved when someone comes in with the sole purpose to make a sale and then treats us like we are stupid.
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Jeff W.
Posted 2006-11-20 11:33 AM (#323190 - in reply to #323144)
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T'is my lot in life....

The Monty Python sketch comes to mind...

Man: Ah. I'd like to have an argument, please.

Receptionist: Certainly sir. Have you been here before?

Man: No, I haven't, this is my first time.

Receptionist: I see. Well, do you want to have just one argument, or were you thinking of taking a course?

Man: Well, what is the cost?

Receptionist: Well, It's one pound for a five minute argument, but only eight pounds for a course of ten.

Man: Well, I think it would be best if I perhaps started off with just the one and then see how it goes.

Receptionist: Fine. Well, I'll see who's free at the moment.

(Pause)

Receptionist: Mr. DeBakey's free, but he's a little bit conciliatory. Ah yes, Try Mr. Barnard; room 12.

Man: Thank you.

(Walks down the hall. Opens door.)

Mr Barnard: WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Man: Well, I was told outside that...

Mr Barnard: Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!

Man: What?

Mr Barnard: Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, malodorous, pervert!!!

Man: Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT, I'm not going to just stand...!!

Mr Barnard: OH, oh I'm sorry, but this is abuse.

Man: Oh, I see, well, that explains it.

Mr Barnard: Ah yes, you want room 12A, Just along the corridor.

Man: Oh, Thank you very much. Sorry.

Mr Barnard: Not at all.

Man: Thank You. (Under his breath) Stupid git!!
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Jeff W.
Posted 2006-11-20 11:41 AM (#323191 - in reply to #323144)
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just for fun...

and somewhat appropriate
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Trader Jim
Posted 2006-11-20 11:55 AM (#323192 - in reply to #323144)
Subject: Re: What should a Ovation Celebrity Deluxe CS245 sell for


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Nice one, Jeff!
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fillhixx
Posted 2006-11-20 1:02 PM (#323193 - in reply to #323144)
Subject: Re: What should a Ovation Celebrity Deluxe CS245 sell for



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Dang! Just duck out for snacks and miss the best part of the show!
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ProfessorBB
Posted 2006-11-20 3:14 PM (#323194 - in reply to #323144)
Subject: Re: What should a Ovation Celebrity Deluxe CS245 sell for



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JeffW, thanks for the link. That was great. I forget how entertaining the series really was (or is).
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anaislily1969
Posted 2006-11-20 6:55 PM (#323195 - in reply to #323144)
Subject: Re: What should a Ovation Celebrity Deluxe CS245 sell for


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JeffW - that was hilarious! It has been a long time since I have watched Monty Python.
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