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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Jason Stratham is the U.K.'s Bruce Willis. |
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Location: Yucaipa, California | "...the voices are not real....." |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | You have any non-random thoughts, Jeff? |
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Location: Keepin' It Weird in Portland, OR | "I was so much older then... I'm younger than that now!" |
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Location: closely held secret | For Jeff, any well considered rational thought is pretty much a random occurrence. |
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| If a guitar falls in the woods is there a sound? |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Originally posted by The Wabbit Formerly Known As Waskel:
random occurrence. Isn't that the name of the big hat-tossing chinese feller in the that Bond film?
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Location: closely held secret | That was Oddjob.
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Location: Vermont USA | If a guitar falls in the woods is there a sound? Only if you hear it.
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | "Time" is a completely human construct... it doesn't actually exist outside our collective subjective experience. |
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Location: SoCal | There are strange things done 'neath the midnight sun, by the men who moil for gold..... |
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Location: the BIG Metropolis of TR | Birthdays are good for you; the more
you have, the longer you live.
If you lend someone $20, and never see
that person again, it was probably worth it.
The early worm gets eaten by the bird,
so sleep late.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't
more people happy?
Never buy a car you can't push.
Some mistakes are too much fun
to only make once.
A truly happy person is one who can
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| Whoe is Jason Statham? |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | What's so funny about peace, love, and understanding? |
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Location: Hot Springs, S.D. | In a true democracy, the majority rules. Think about the majority of the people you've ever met. Do you really want to be ruled by them? |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | schroeder said; Whoe is Jason Statham? Bruce WIllis! Didn't you read?
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Especially if my wife's asking them.
I am working on a plan to buy an archtop guitar for a price that would clear the National Debt of Ghana.
I'll settle for an Eastman/D'Angelico/D'Aquisto/whatever, but I'm aiming high. So I'm answering no questions. |
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Location: closely held secret | I'll give you $50 for your Ute-12. Will that help? |
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| No.
Damn, I answered a question. Sneaky wabbit. |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Reality is that which, when you cease to believe in it, does not go away. |
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Location: closely held secret | heh heh heh. |
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Location: Avondale, AZ | Everyone laughed when I said that I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now. |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | Look
I understand too little too late
I realize there are things you say and do
You can never take back
But what would you be if you didn't even try
You have to try
So after a lot of thought
I'd like to reconsider
Please
If it's not too late
Make it a cheeseburger |
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Location: Latitude 39.56819, Longitude -105.080066 | "All ya need to play guitar is five strings, two fingers, and one #!@hole"
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | That time of the month, eh, Stephen? |
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Location: NJ | the Abscence of Evidence does not necessarily equate to Evidence of Abscence . . . |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | sure (Stephen)... edit it AFTER I posted... |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Originally posted by cliff:
the Abscence of Evidence does not necessarily equate to Evidence of Abscence . . . however, if we're talkin' Absinth, this doesn't hold true... |
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Location: Bluffton, SC | If you're talking Absinthe, nothing holds true.
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Location: Sunshine State, Australia | An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less until eventually, he (or she) knows everything about nothing.
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Location: Vermont USA | If a plane crashes on the border of Arizona and New Mexico, where do you bury the survivors?
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Location: Upper Left USA | Statisticaly, half of the people reading this post are below average.
The best argument for Democracy is when a man has enough to eat and a peaceful sleep.
You can't legislate intelligence.
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Location: Latitude 39.56819, Longitude -105.080066 | Originally posted by Jeff W.:
sure (Stephen)... edit it AFTER I posted... :D :D :D
gotta be quick! |
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Location: SoCal | Originally posted by fillhixx:
I see the Ugly Fairie's been 'round this morning.... ? |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Not to be confused with the Stupid Fairie, who often pays my coworkers social AND conjugal visits.... |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Are those eggshells I hear cracking? |
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Location: Steeler Nation, Hudson Valley Contingent | Originally posted by fillhixx:
No matter how much you hate pickles,
it's the only thing you can do with cucumbers! Raw or preserved, they're both great on sandwiches. ;) |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Originally posted by fillhixx:
No matter how much you hate pickles,
it's the only thing you can do with cucumbers! .
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.......ehh, Gazpacho?
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Location: Bluffton, SC | Nice try but you're not getting me to go anywhere near that. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | touche. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | What would the world be like today if; Schroeder and StoneBobbo had actually met on a No.California pier in the 70's ?
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | oh. |
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Location: Tennessee | Originally posted by Jeff W.:
What would the world be like today if; Schroeder and StoneBobbo had actually met on a No.California pier in the 70's ?
(see:"Two bands one place" thread) Clive & Bobbo's Excellent Adventure would have been a documentary. Excellent! |
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Location: Whitecourt, Ab | If Iraq attacked Turkey from the rear, would Greece help? |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | ... if "Cy" would "Press" the "matter"... |
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