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| How do you know when there's a drummer at your door?
The knocking speeds up. |
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Location: Jet City | Originally posted by schroeder:
How do you know when there's a drummer at your door? When the knock was preceded by you calling Dominoes Pizza roughly 30 minutes earlier? |
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Location: Lake Hiawatha, New Jersey | How do you get a drummer off of your porch?
Pay him for the pizza..... |
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Location: Round Rock, TX | What did the drummer get on his SAT's?
Drool. |
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| These are old jokes - I'd never heard the speeding up one before. Although I've played with plenty of drummers who fit the description. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Originally posted by schroeder:
How do you know when there's a drummer at your door? When he's confused by the doorknob, after you say, "ComeIn" |
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| Hoho. Very good. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | . . . . If there's a knock on the door seconds after a panicked blonde with breast implants rushes-in slamming your door behind her. |
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| I won't be listening for the door. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Couldn't hear it anyway with breasts covering your ears... |
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Location: South of most, North of few | I'm reporting you all to the drummers union. This will go on your permanent record. |
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| It was two drummers playing Dust My Broom together who invented 11/8 time.
(This is an original joke and I claim the copyright). |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | I believe the world's foremost quantum physicists are experimenting with 11/8 time to create "wormholes" in the fabric of SpaceTime |
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| Wasn't that Janet Jackson's excuse at Superbowl? |
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Location: Round Rock, TX | How do you know it's a vocalist at the door?
They can't find the key and they don't know when to come in. |
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Location: North Carolina | What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?
A drummer. |
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Location: South of most, North of few | Originally posted by First Alternate:
What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?
A drummer. Now that one hurt. True, but it still hurts. :p |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | How does the Bass player know he's in tune?
A- all the tuners line up nice.
B- the strings all have about the same tension.
C- the piano player stops glaring at him. |
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Location: WNC-God's Country | What are the 3 most difficult years in a guitar players life?
2nd Grade!!
Yea Yea ...I AM a drummer!! |
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