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Location: Vermont USA | Three guys die and go to heaven. Of course they are greeted at the "Pearly Gates" by Saint Peter.
He goes up to the men and says, "Before you can enter I have to ask you a question." He turns to the first man and asks, "How much money did you make on Earth?"
"$500,000/year" the man replied.
"A doctor," says Saint Peter and motions the man through the "Pearly Gates." He turns to the second man and asks, "How much money did you make on
Earth?"
"$250,000/year" the man replied.
"A lawyer," says Saint Peter and motions the man through the "Pearly Gates." He turns to the third man and asks, "How much money did you make on
Earth?"
"$12,000/year" the man replied.
"A musician," says Saint Peter, "in through the kitchen." |
Ding