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Location: SoCal | LONDON (Reuters) - Stuck for romantic inspiration with Valentine's Day just a week away?
Then consider llamas.
A charity with the slogan "get calmer with a llama" is offering romantic country strolls for the lovelorn, leading a llama together around the picturesque Lake District in northwestern England.
"Chatting over a llama is certainly a novel way to meet people in a relaxed environment, and participants can enjoy a romantic picnic afterwards -- carried by the ever obliging llamas in their backpacks," said owner Mary Walker.
Walker, whose Lakeland Llamas charity helps the disabled, is keen to assure lonely hearts that contrary to their bad press, the South American relatives of the camel do not habitually spit at or bite people but are in fact friendly and docile.
Anyone interested can click on www.lakelandllamatreks.co.uk. |
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Location: Scotland | You mean I've never mentioned those Cumbrian Llama brothels? How remiss of me.
In peak season you have to book early. You don't want to get an ugly one. |
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Location: south east Michigan | Has it come down to this?? |
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Location: Scotland | certainly looks like it.
Several years ago I had a girlfriend who lived in the Lake District and right near her house was an Alpaca and Llama centre. Talk about spoilt for choice! |
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Location: Cicero, NY | It's a bit early but the kids have been sent to bed.
Go at it boys... |
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Location: Midland, MI | Just wait until someone over there gets the bright idea to mix the Cumbrian Llama brothel and that G-band thing. |
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Location: SoCal | Where's Cliff??
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Location: Fayetteville, NC | LOL!! That's great Tony!! I love that one. |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | Isn't Cliff behind her(?) causing those faces? |
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Location: the BIG Metropolis of TR | A chap named Clifford, who raised Llamas in the London countryside,invited a friend of his named David, who lived in the city,to come out to the farm and stay with him for the weekend. Well David arrived at the farm right around dark and just in time for supper. After supper Clifford and David were chatting and David asked Clifford what he did around the farm for excitement. Clifford gets up from his chair,grabs his coat and a flashlight and says "Follow me."
Without a word the two made their way across the barnyard to a fenced pen at the back of the barn.
Clifford and Dave entered the pen where Clifford keeps his Llamas. David said "O.K. What now?" Clifford said "Just do like I do" and then he cornered himself a Llama,dropped his drawers,and started "getting busy."
After about 2 or 3 minutes (it was a quickie :D )Clifford finishes up and turn to find David. He finds him at the far end of the pen,Llama cornered,pants down,standing there just shaking his head. "Whats wrong!" cried Clifford. Still shaking his head David says "I just can't bring myself to do this." At that point Clifford shines the flashlight in the Llamas' direction and says "No damn wonder.....You picked the ugliest one!! ;) |
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Location: SoCal | was this David's friend?
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Location: the BIG Metropolis of TR | Yep! That's her! (she wouldn't be half bad lookin' if she'd comb that hair and put on a bit of rouge) |
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Location: Tennessee | Sheena is a punk rocker. |
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Location: Las Cruces, NM | You have defiled the image of the great LLAMA. South America will now erupt into uncontrollable riots seething with anti Ovation hatred.
They will fly a llama loaded with nitroglycerine into the Factory during the tour. Only Cliff will survive and he will have a sh-- eating grin from imagining some great sexual encounter with a nitro toting llama. |
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Location: SoCal | :D :D :D |
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Location: Colorado Springs, Colorado | so when you pack a few of these together it's called a laminate?? |
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Location: Colorado Springs, Colorado | a LLamanate?? |
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Location: Colorado Springs, Colorado | Oh whatever... |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Originally posted by Cc:
so when you pack a few of these together it's called a laminate?? no,
it's called, just another Saturday night at Cliff's house |
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Location: the BIG Metropolis of TR | ....with his friend David....from the city
....and a trip out to the llama pen....
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Llama for your mama...