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Location: NJ | the phone rings
we never close
may I speak to alexander
you got him
this is the idiot in Ct
and which idiot may that be sir.
the one that owes you for _________________
and how may I help you?
you never sent me your phone number.
I am speaking on a phone now sir I sent it several times.
well I want to pay you now.
Now I remember I sent you various e mails, your partner died ....
No he was in the hspt....
yeah and some other stuff happened etc.
well I want to pay you now.
fine can I have the name and address
customer gives address.
your CC number please?
let me turn you over to .....
customer gives me the CC number
hangs up..
the card don't work....... |
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Location: Florida Central Gulf Coast | OK, OK! I'll call ya back... geeeez!!! 
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Location: Boise, Idaho | This idiot hasn't ever been to Connecticut. |
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Location: Texas | Baby steps.... |
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Location: Vernon CT | IT"S NOT ME!!! I SWEAR!!!!! :eek: ;) |
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Location: NJ | so you wanna know why my life is a living hell?
me so where is your wife and daughter?
jim they went to the renaissance faire
sue I hate those things
j why sue?
s they take pirates from the 17th century and have them next to 12th century knights and people in costume from the 15th century
j sue you would be the only person to complain about that
me yeah sue they tried the "black death" faire and the "dark ages" faire but they didn't go over too well |
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Location: NJ | You REALLY need t'SELL something, Al . . . |
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Location: Florida Central Gulf Coast | I foresee Jack Daniels boxes as Al's next trendy packing material!!! :eek: |
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Location: NJ | Capt.Morgan. |
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Location: Florida Central Gulf Coast | Originally posted by cliff:
Capt.Morgan. Well, excuuuuuse me!!! I can foresee a boost in Al's sales...
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Location: 6 String Ranch | OK, does she come with the rum? |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | And Al, you should know about "those" people who are from Connecticut. |
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Location: Florida Central Gulf Coast | Originally posted by Mauvais Beal:
OK, does she come with the rum? ...er, ah, ummm...
Define what 'is' is... |
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Location: Cicero, NY | Doesn't matter.
I'll take two to go... |
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Location: Vernon CT | Originally posted by Mauvais Beal:
And Al, you should know about "those" people who are from Connecticut. Hey, I was born in Indiana! :p What about them? |
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Location: Vernon CT | Originally posted by 2ifbyC:
Originally posted by cliff:
Capt.Morgan. Well, excuuuuuse me!!! I can foresee a boost in Al's sales...
I'm definitely gonna start "drinkin" again!!!! |
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Location: Sydney, Australia | Somebody ring Al up, with a working credit card number, an address in the lower 48 and buy something that he has in stock and is not emotionally attached to, like one of the '07 Collectors. |
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Location: Tennessee | I've already tried that. |
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Location: Florida Central Gulf Coast | Originally posted by The Artist (FKA Richard):
Somebody ring Al up, with a working credit card number, an address in the lower 48 and buy something that he has in stock Can do! Now just PM me your CC info and your wish shall be granted... I'll show what I got me in October at the Jam! ;) |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Orange? |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | No, Peach. Definately Peach. |
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Location: Latitude 39.56819, Longitude -105.080066 | That picture was a real peach! |
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