Origin of the Llama: The Gospel According to Cliff
Captain Lovehandles
Posted 2006-06-19 7:47 AM (#250082)
Subject: Origin of the Llama: The Gospel According to Cliff



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Finally finished. Sally said I should put it up on CafePress so we can get some coffee mugs and stuff. Thoughts on that?

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Slipkid
Posted 2006-06-19 8:32 AM (#250083 - in reply to #250082)
Subject: Re: Origin of the Llama: The Gospel According to Cliff



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Yeah....t-shirts..coffee mugs..the whole thing.
That is sooooo funny.
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MWoody
Posted 2006-06-19 8:35 AM (#250084 - in reply to #250082)
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With freinds like us...
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cliff
Posted 2006-06-19 8:58 AM (#250085 - in reply to #250082)
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One of the cases should be brown . . . .
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Phil Wong
Posted 2006-06-19 9:16 AM (#250086 - in reply to #250082)
Subject: Re: Origin of the Llama: The Gospel According to Cliff


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Originally posted by MWoody:
With freinds like us...
Hey MWoody
Shoudn't it be "WITH FIENDS LIKE US" ? :D ;) :cool: :p :rolleyes:
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an4340
Posted 2006-06-19 9:26 AM (#250087 - in reply to #250082)
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I like Freinds, Fraynds, like with a Peter Lorey accent, or maybe a Mexican accent.
My Fraynds, we don't don' need no steenkin'llamas!
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Beal
Posted 2006-06-19 9:31 AM (#250088 - in reply to #250082)
Subject: Re: Origin of the Llama: The Gospel According to Cliff



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One of the cases is brown.
Golf Shirts! It's a thing of beauty!!
Reminds me of a Little Feat Cover.
I'll take some T-Shirts.
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stephent28
Posted 2006-06-19 10:36 AM (#250089 - in reply to #250082)
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At least Cliff was thoughtful enough to leave a rose and a few dollars change. YSBT!
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Jeff W.
Posted 2006-06-20 8:59 PM (#250090 - in reply to #250082)
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and Witko looks pretty good in that wig....
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cliff
Posted 2006-06-20 9:06 PM (#250091 - in reply to #250082)
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Hey, Jas! . .
Can y'send me a hi-res version of that file??
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BruDeV
Posted 2006-06-20 9:51 PM (#250092 - in reply to #250082)
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Needs a title.
"On the lam from the llama"?
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Weaser P
Posted 2006-06-20 10:12 PM (#250093 - in reply to #250082)
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"Cleaned, stuffed and satisfied"?
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cholloway
Posted 2006-06-21 6:50 AM (#250094 - in reply to #250082)
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Musicians seem to get ALL the action!!!
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Jeff W.
Posted 2006-06-21 7:38 AM (#250095 - in reply to #250082)
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"Cliff bags a Llama"
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Beal
Posted 2006-06-21 8:06 AM (#250096 - in reply to #250082)
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Nap Time at the Llama Ranch
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Weaser P
Posted 2006-06-21 8:19 AM (#250097 - in reply to #250082)
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Don Corleone sent messages with prized horse heads.

Don Cliff, for some odd reason, preferred his own way...

Soon after this incident, Cliffs' title was downgraded to Special Cousin.
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Jeff W.
Posted 2006-06-21 8:22 AM (#250098 - in reply to #250082)
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Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, Lla-ma?
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Captain Lovehandles
Posted 2006-07-06 2:40 PM (#250099 - in reply to #250082)
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JW may have just answered this, but there is room on the back of the mug for a slogan. What should it be? Really.

Oh, and please enjoy the following...
but not too much.

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Slipkid
Posted 2006-07-06 3:02 PM (#250100 - in reply to #250082)
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Should we know this guy???
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Captain Lovehandles
Posted 2006-07-06 3:12 PM (#250101 - in reply to #250082)
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Found him on a google image search. We don't know him, but to answer your equestrian, yes, we should.
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Beal
Posted 2006-07-06 3:38 PM (#250102 - in reply to #250082)
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What's he doing riding Cliff's favorite Llama?
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Weaser P
Posted 2006-07-06 4:15 PM (#250103 - in reply to #250082)
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Looks like Cliff might be bringing in a couple bucks on the side letting kids and "Uncle" Bruce here take short rides.
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schroeder
Posted 2006-07-06 6:11 PM (#250104 - in reply to #250082)
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cliff is dating a slut.
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Jeff W.
Posted 2006-07-06 6:17 PM (#250105 - in reply to #250082)
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but he knew that going in...
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dvd
Posted 2006-07-06 6:23 PM (#250106 - in reply to #250082)
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A possible slogan: "What brays in CT, stays in CT" :) Do llama's bray??
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schroeder
Posted 2006-07-06 6:24 PM (#250107 - in reply to #250082)
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only if you do it right.
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fillhixx
Posted 2006-07-06 6:34 PM (#250108 - in reply to #250082)
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Originally posted by dvd:
Do llama's bray??
No they spit. I suppose that's part of the charm...
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Jeff W.
Posted 2006-07-06 6:37 PM (#250109 - in reply to #250082)
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Originally posted by fillhixx:
No they spit. I suppose that's part of the charm...

It lessens friction.
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fillhixx
Posted 2006-07-06 6:44 PM (#250110 - in reply to #250082)
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But how do you teach them "Lips together, teeth apart?"


Am running to the far end of the room so I can't see the fallout from this comment...
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cliff
Posted 2006-07-06 10:43 PM (#250111 - in reply to #250082)
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". . No, they spit. . ."

Nope. They swallow.
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Captain Lovehandles
Posted 2006-07-07 7:16 AM (#250112 - in reply to #250082)
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Originally posted by dvd:
[QB] A possible slogan: "What brays in CT, stays in CT"

This one I like, but apparently they hum more than they bray. Lookie here:

llama sounds
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Weaser P
Posted 2006-07-07 7:50 AM (#250113 - in reply to #250082)
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"...but, honey, after reading how much the other guys knew about bestiality, I guess I just thought it was natural, I swear! Alright, I'll leave Mrs. Cuddles alone now......just...two...more...minutes..."
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Captain Lovehandles
Posted 2006-07-07 9:50 AM (#250114 - in reply to #250082)
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I don't get where you see the reference to bestiality. This is merely a representation of Cliff's explanation of the llama speak that so pervades our culture today. As he writes, "I seem t'remember that one of my comments was that my credit was charged extra because I'd left an Ecuadorian maid naked in the shower with a bottle of tequila and a live llama sleeping in my bed. Such was the impetus." It's just a sleeping llama. That's my story.
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cliff
Posted 2006-07-07 10:06 AM (#250115 - in reply to #250082)
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Thank You, Cap'n!!!


At least SOMEBODY "Gets It" . . . .
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