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Location: Keller, TX | I've been calling them FRETS!! :D :D
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Location: Orange County, California | HAHAHAHA :D :D :D :D |
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Location: gods country..west virginia | you got me there!!! :confused: :confused: :confused: |
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Location: Waurika OK | And I have been calling that round opening in the middle a hole! |
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Location: Waurika OK | And I have been calling that round opening in the middle a hole!
"I got my plick hung on a flet and it fell in the hall." |
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Location: NJ | Just don't blake a stling . . . |
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Location: closely held secret | ...and they mis-spelled 'blidge'. |
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Location: NJ | You guys REALLY shouldn't be so "critical" . . .
. . . it's just a ukerere. |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | Basic Instructions.
1-Hold the body of the uke close to you body
2- Put you flingers on the flets to hold down the stlings.
3-Slum the stlings in down motion over the hall
and pway chlords. |
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Location: NJ | . . . that's "pray the chwords" . . . |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | Sowy, my engwis accent got in the way. It's almost lunch time. I'm going to have fly lice for lunch. |
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Location: Central Massachusetts | may I make a lunch suggestion ? :) |
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Location: Rego Park, NY, | Hory Shat Butman!!!!
It rooks rike they hired Elmer Fudd with a pocket translator. I'm embarrased to tell everyone that I am a Chinese school kindergarten drop out. How the F@ck did the proofreader let all of this go to the press's with out one red flag going up? I'm probably in a small minority of chinese people that don't enjoy most of the dishes served at a traditional chinese banquet. I don't eat shellfish ,seafood. Almost 70% of the dishes served are of this variety. When ever we are invited to a wedding,birthday, baby shower banquet,I always eat before arriving to the resturant.
Just get me beef and broccoli, Chicken and broccoli or lo mein and I'm a happy camper. I occasionally have chicken chop suey also. |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | Glad you showed up to straighten out this bunch, Phir Long. |
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Location: Copenhagen Denmark | Would n`t mind having lunc there.... :) |
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Location: Utah | Engrish.com |
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No wonder I can't play the UKE