Senility
cliff
Posted 2006-07-26 2:44 PM (#246361)
Subject: Senility


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Okay, . . . . evidently the use of aluminum pans has set-off the dormant Alzheimer’s gene that I inherited from dear departed Mom, as I have exTREMEly vague recollections of this . . . .

I just received a package from OH containing various O parts (pick-up, pre-amp, nut, tuners, etc.)

Either this was discussed SOME time ago, or I’m becoming somewhat “dodgy” . . . .

If you are the sender of such sundries, Thank You, and please inform me of what I owe you in restitution.


Now . . . . where DID I leave that f@cking AARP application?? . . . . .
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Jeff W.
Posted 2006-07-26 2:51 PM (#246362 - in reply to #246361)
Subject: Re: Senility


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Cliff,
Have you checked to see that ALL your guitars are accounted for??
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cliff
Posted 2006-07-26 2:52 PM (#246363 - in reply to #246361)
Subject: Re: Senility


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I can play the guitar??
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Jeff W.
Posted 2006-07-26 2:56 PM (#246364 - in reply to #246361)
Subject: Re: Senility


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Yes, Clifford (your last name begins with "D" and you live in New Jersey. You can sing too when properly fueled...)

and I have heard that certain unsavory Jersey type characters use this tactic to collect ransom....
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Jeff W.
Posted 2006-07-26 3:01 PM (#246365 - in reply to #246361)
Subject: Re: Senility


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....and as for the second part of your peforming duo...

it's better you just forget....
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Sleepy Eyes McGee
Posted 2006-07-26 3:20 PM (#246366 - in reply to #246361)
Subject: Re: Senility


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Originally posted by cliff:
I can play the guitar??
No Cliff actually you cant. Thats why you sold me that purdy blue guitar with the slotted headstock last week.You do remember,dont you? Please dont tell me you havent shipped it yet...
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cliff
Posted 2006-07-26 3:27 PM (#246367 - in reply to #246361)
Subject: Re: Senility


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Now I know what Reagan felt like.

". . . Well, . . . there y'go, again . . . . . . . . . Mommy?? . . ."
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Tim in Yucaipa
Posted 2006-07-26 5:59 PM (#246368 - in reply to #246361)
Subject: Re: Senility


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...here ya go Cliff...

AARP Membership Application
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Phil Wong
Posted 2006-07-26 6:13 PM (#246369 - in reply to #246361)
Subject: Re: Senility


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Cliff,
Remember to pee in the Taylors and play your Ovations.
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schroeder
Posted 2006-07-26 6:17 PM (#246370 - in reply to #246361)
Subject: Re: Senility


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It means #54 is sleeping with the fishes.
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cliff
Posted 2006-07-26 7:37 PM (#246371 - in reply to #246361)
Subject: Re: Senility


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AARP . . .

. . . they make synthesizers, . . . right???
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Jeff W.
Posted 2006-07-26 7:41 PM (#246372 - in reply to #246361)
Subject: Re: Senility


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. . . catheters.
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Mark in Boise
Posted 2006-07-26 7:48 PM (#246373 - in reply to #246361)
Subject: Re: Senility


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It's the magazine that runs monthly articles about how to have sex when you're old and gets you discounts on all you can eat buffets.
I've been a member for years, but keep falling asleep while reading the articles.
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Tupperware
Posted 2006-07-26 8:06 PM (#246374 - in reply to #246361)
Subject: Re: Senility


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Originally posted by Mark in Boise:
It's the magazine that runs monthly articles about how to have sex when you're old
I'll take your back issues ...
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GregoryS.
Posted 2006-07-26 8:15 PM (#246375 - in reply to #246361)
Subject: Re: Senility
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Think it don't type it...think it don't type it...think it don't type it...

Ok, I forgot what I was going to type now anyway....
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stephent28
Posted 2006-07-27 1:36 AM (#246376 - in reply to #246361)
Subject: Re: Senility



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Cliff.
On the lookout for who sent him the mystery bag of parts!




With no apoligies to our English brethern (sp) :D
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Mark1960
Posted 2006-07-27 4:24 AM (#246377 - in reply to #246361)
Subject: Re: Senility


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:D



Senility Prayer

God... grant me the Senility
to forget the people I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones I do,
and the eyesight to tell the difference...
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philmax
Posted 2006-07-27 8:16 AM (#246378 - in reply to #246361)
Subject: Re: Senility


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quote: It's the magazine that runs monthly articles about how to have sex when you're old and gets you discounts on all you can eat buffets.I've been a member for years, but keep falling asleep while reading the articles.


I can't wait till I'm over 50 to apply, I've never had a stack of magazines under my bed. :p
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Paul Templeman
Posted 2006-07-27 8:31 AM (#246379 - in reply to #246361)
Subject: Re: Senility


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Cliff, I seem to be having some email problems. I sent you a message last week to say I was having that stuff sent to you. I'll email you again later today
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cliff
Posted 2006-07-27 8:57 AM (#246380 - in reply to #246361)
Subject: Re: Senility


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Ah! . . . the "cobwebs" have been swept away!!!

I'm NOT "losing it"!

GoodThing, too! . . . 'cuz this GinkoBiloba-stuff tastes like shit!!!!


(Paul; you evidently are having e-mail probs. You referred to an e-mail regarding the DobrOvation, and I never got it - the e-mail, that is)


btw: I DID get the e-mail regarding the DawbroCappo . . . I just haven't gotten over to that shoppe yet . . .
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