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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | So, what do you think it will be?
I'm going with a lengthy gig-related diatribe on the merits of drunk women... |
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Location: Upper Left USA | Probably a simple "shut up Witko" will suffice! |
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Location: Latitude 39.56819, Longitude -105.080066 | We can all rest assured that it will be meaningless and without merit. |
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Location: Converse, Texas | Maybe it will be politics? |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | maybe about a guitar? |
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Location: SoCal | Whatever it is, he's got to get a life (or a job?)... |
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Location: Converse, Texas | Cliff has a job? |
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Location: NJ | Look who's talking . . .
. . two AssClowns that wouldn't know a "job" if their wives strapped one on . . .
". . One Down, . . Three t'Go, . . . Arlene?? . ." |
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Location: Cicero, NY | Hmm. Doesn't sound like he's ready for that job suggestion just yet, Paul. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | AssClowns...
good band name. |
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Location: NJ | Actually, it's "Retarded Ass Clowns".
I've copyrighted it. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Irate Ass Clowns....? |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | I'll bet it will be an insult to some noble public servant, like lawyers or politicians. I'm afraid I wouldn't know a job if my wife strapped one on, either. A few years ago a "good job" was something on of the kids left in the toilet. I haven't seen anything to change my mind. |
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Location: NJ | ". . some noble public servant, like lawyers or politicians . ."
excuse me while I go change my clothes, as I've pissed myself from laughing so hard at that one . . . |
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Location: Cicero, NY | ...the silent anticipation is, well, ok with me. :D |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | I know, right now he's perusing all the web based "Famous Quotes" sites for just the perfect way to say....
....but that would ruin the surprise! |
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Location: Cicero, NY | ...the perfect way to to say "ShutTheF*&kUp, Weaser!"? |
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Location: East Tennessee | I'm just trying to get to 1500. :( |
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Location: Upper Left USA | I wonder who he'll come back as? |
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Location: NJ | Sorry to disappoint you guys . . .
". . ThankYuh, . . . ThankYuhVeryMuch . . ." |
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Beautiful!
Nice guitars too. |
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Location: East Tennessee | Looks like the grass needs mowing. :D |
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Location: Cicero, NY | Nice. What do you say to 8k? "Congrats" or "I'm so sorry..."? |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | That's right where Blitz peed... |
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Location: NJ | . . yeah, but I peed there first, so it's okay. |
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Location: Marlton, NJ | How did you get the rain to stop for the picture??????
Nice... very nice!
Someone distract him while I do a drive by... |
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Location: Upper Left USA | I didn't know Jerry Garcia played Ovations!
Where was that taken?
way to go C-Meister! |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | the little slut is stretched out on Amy/Kim's backyard at the NE OFC Soiree... |
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Location: Upper Left USA | white shorts... that's one way to find the drain field. |
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Location: SoCal | Motivation to all OFC members... persistence is the key to attaining your long-term goals :confused: |
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Location: Marlton, NJ | Maybe it's Santa Claus getting the presents ready for all the good boys and girls...
It's exit 4 to 73 south... ah you know the way! |
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Location: Vermont USA | That was close. It could be so much worse, it's a good thing to a good woman to restrain you at times.
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Location: SoCal | That picture belongs on the OFC calendar. |
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Location: NJ | . . . I don't think so. |
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Location: SoCal | Well then how about the cover shot for a new calendar?
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| Looks like my wet dream...well everything but the guitars!
It's that sexy "Just fell off the playground slide" look has me on the train to Jersey!
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Yeah, ain't is amazing how some people are just BORN to be models?
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Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Originally posted by cliff:
. . . I don't think so. And apparently hitting the big eight oh oh oh isn't going to slow the wit any either! |
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Location: SoCal | Cliff has wit? Is this something new he's working on? |
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Location: Boise, Idaho | He's half way witty, or something like that. Nice pic. Very photogenic, Cliff. I was afraid I made you waste number 8000 pissing yourself. |
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| Lord I appologise for the last comment. It was funny to me but I am sure I scarred some people and worried some others that I may be actually be headed to Jersey. Not because I am crazy but because Cliff is just obviously that sexy and it could happen to anyone!
I am not making a lot of friends in here am I?? |
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Location: SoCal | Randy, It takes a real man to "come out of the case" and speak his heart. I'm already getting emails with picture submissions and guys asking if this new calendar will be out by Christmas. You have more friends then you realize! |
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Location: SoCal | It's amazing looking at that picture... there's a total lack of coordination by Cliff even just laying there.... |
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| !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Location: Tennessee | Just don't show that picture to the llamas. |
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Location: Latitude 39.56819, Longitude -105.080066 | From that distance you can't really see what he is doing with his left hand. Well, I enlarged the photo (and accidently reversed it) but I present to you here, the real Cliff!
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Location: ranson,wva | i see the likeness...lol...jason |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | Wrong finger.
What ever happened to those pictures???? |
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Location: NJ | I'll send y'down a CD of 'em Bill.
I've been meaning t'post a bunch of 'em, but re-sizing them all to where the Gallery'll "accept" them is a RoyalPITA.
Between working on Witko's "AbbeyRoadVol.2", doctoring Al's passport photos, updating JeffW's corporate identity, and Moody's counterfeiting, gigs, (and WORK!), I haven't had time/patience t'do battle with the Gallery software.
I think Jeanette's sendin' something down to L'rraine . . . I'll slip in a CD. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | :D |
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Cliff's 8000th...