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Location: SoCal | Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependant on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug".
She got up and unplugged the TV and threw out my beer.
She's such a Bitch......... |
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Location: ranson,wva | i wouldnt wanna live on a damn machine either..when you realy look at it you are only there in body..dont make much sense to prolong the inevitable..just my opinion..jason |
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Location: SoCal | I agree with you.
First turn off the alarms on the monitors and respirator. |
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Location: Orange County, California | Just don't try to take away my beer!! :p :D :p :D |
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Location: CT | Your wife's a smart woman, noah. Thats very funy, I'm going to use it at my next party. |
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Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | /\__/\__/\__/\____________________________________________ |
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Location: Upper Left USA | Vegetable State?
Like California or Florida?
Oh, those are fruits, never mind.
Told my Wife I wanted something sleek and shiny that went from zero to two-fifty in nothing flat...
She bought me a bathroom scale. |
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Location: Chehalis, Washington | :D :D :D |
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Location: Capital District, NY, USA Minor Outlying Islands | Isn't New Jersey the vegitative state? |
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Location: NJ | Originally posted by an4340:
Isn't New Jersey the vegitative state? HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Location: Houston, Texas | I thought it was Washington, DC. Oh, wait, that's the state of denial. |
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Location: Converse, Texas | Noah... I hope she doesn't read your post. :D |
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Location: Pacific Northwest Inland Empire | Herb Caen, the now deceased San Francisco Chronicle columnist observed, "This city is like a bowl of granola. Take away the fruits & nuts, and you're left with the flakes."
It's like that most places, I suspect. |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | only out on the left coast |
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Location: PDX | Originally posted by cwk2:
only out on the left coast HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Location: SoCal | Originally posted by Hizzoner:
Noah... I hope she doesn't read your post. :D She's the one who gave me the joke! :D |
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Location: Chehalis, Washington | Originally posted by gh1:
Originally posted by cwk2:
only out on the left coast HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then again, I'm in Olympia now, so goodness knows we don't have ANY room to talk... ;) |
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