|
|
Joined:
November 2003
Posts: 11039
Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | I just yanked a nose hair that was curly as a ballpoint pen spring...
and grey. |
|
| |
|
Joined:
April 2006
Posts: 1138
Location: CT | omg..... |
|
| |
|
Joined:
April 2006
Posts: 972
Location: PDX | Uhmm, thanks for sharing that?
_____
gh1 |
|
| |
|
Joined:
September 2004
Posts: 777
Location: East Wenatchee, WA | You ain't old until you have to pull a crop of those from the inside of your ears. The nose ones are easy to keep tamed down, but those ear hairs are tenacious as a pitbull. |
|
| |
|
Joined:
March 2002
Posts: 15654
Location: SoCal | T.M.I..... |
|
| |
|
Joined:
March 2005
Posts: 12750
Location: Boise, Idaho | You just reminded me that I was going to pluck a couple of wild ones in my eyebrows this morning and forgot. Maybe I'll just let em grow and try a new style of combover. |
|
| |
|
Joined:
February 2005
Posts: 11840
Location: closely held secret |  |
|
| |
|
Joined:
April 2004
Posts: 13303
Location: Latitude 39.56819, Longitude -105.080066 | Paul, not sure what it means but I probably agree. |
|
| |
|
Joined:
February 2005
Posts: 11840
Location: closely held secret | Too Much Information. |
|
| |
|
Joined:
July 2005
Posts: 3408
Location: GA USA | I haven't been the same since my turbo nose hair trimmer went out on me. It's been about a year, and I'm thinking about braiding those suckers.
Jeff, the curl may be due to an improper pluck. You know how ribbon curls when you run the scissors down the strand? You may have grasped the hair to high and slid a bit on the yank. |
|
| |
|
Joined:
November 2003
Posts: 11039
Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Very insightful, Jas. I'll get a better grip next time. |
|
| |
|
Joined:
July 2005
Posts: 3408
Location: GA USA | Happy to help. I don't know much about guitars, but pulling nose hair is my forte. |
|
| |
|
Joined:
January 2004
Posts: 1225
Location: Lake Hiawatha, New Jersey | :rolleyes: |
|
| |
|
Joined:
April 2006
Posts: 1138
Location: CT | ...and for those who've just joined us, welcome to the OFC.... |
|
| |
|
Joined:
February 2005
Posts: 11840
Location: closely held secret | Too late, they've gone.
Seemed to be in quite a hurry, too. |
|
| |
|
Joined:
November 2003
Posts: 11039
Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Bruggy,
Don't you have some lip stick to put on?
brainslag,
good grooming is essential when playing out. I'd like to think the OFC offers advice not only on Ovation guitars, but useful tips on performing as well. |
|
| |
|
Joined:
June 2003
Posts: 1792
Location: Rego Park, NY, | Jeff,
I look at it this way. If you are not getting older you are already dead. I didn't get that from Confucius either. It's just that I spent most of last year going to funerals an could not wait for last year to be over. I thought that this year would be better until I found out that two relatives past away this week. One was 46 (my age) and the other one was 53. Sorry about this morbid post but at least most of us can still say that they will be another year older soon and these two relatives can't say that anymore. |
|
| |
|
Joined:
April 2006
Posts: 1138
Location: CT | Originally posted by Jeff W.:
brainslag,
good grooming is essential when playing out. I'd like to think the OFC offers advice not only on Ovation guitars, but useful tips on performing as well. From the intro on the first page of the OFC website:
The purpose of this site is to inform, educate, communicate and share knowledge of Ovation guitars....
I hope that anyone who doesn't know how to groom himself (females excluded, they already know), would go and ask his wife or his mother. |
|
| |
|
Joined:
November 2005
Posts: 4820
Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Good health is merely a matter of dying at the slowest rate possible.
Good grooming is keeping your hair out of other peoples food.
My life is simple. But then, so am I
 |
|
| |
|
Joined:
April 2006
Posts: 1138
Location: CT | fillhix, what is a 'Dopey Digit Dribble'? |
|
| |
|
Joined:
November 2005
Posts: 4820
Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | My adaptation from the Blues Name Generator.
I know it doesn't make any sense, and that's appropriate.
Unless you hear me play, then it makes complete sense! |
|
| |
|
Joined:
November 2003
Posts: 11039
Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Originally posted by brainslag:
From the intro on the first page of the OFC website:
The purpose of this site is to inform, educate, communicate and share knowledge of Ovation guitars.... Ovation guitars first captured the interest of professional musicians who wanted an acoustic guitar with greater projection on stage. The most visible of these guitarists in the late '60s was Glen Campbell. Every week Glen and his Ovation were welcomed into millions of homes around the country, as America tuned into "The Glen Campbell Goodtime Hour."
DURING THIS CLOSE ASSOCIATION WITH OVATION, Glen asked for an instrument with a built-in pickup so that he could come out from behind a microphone when he played.
There had been a number of attempts to make a pick-up for the acoustic guitar, but each attempt had flaws. Glen's guitar-playing friend, Jerry Reed had a classical guitar with an under-saddle pickup that didn't sound half bad.
The concept of the pickup was right - piezo crystals under the bridge saddle - but it was made for a nylon string guitar and suffered from tonal and string imbalance problems, accentuated when used on a steel string.
OVATION ENGINEERS STUDIED THIS GUITAR and then set about creating a new pickup of their own. Up until then, playing acoustic on stage either meant standing in front of a microphone, using a magnetic pickup mounted in the soundhole, or using a stick-on "bug" on the soundboard.
None of these worked very well particularly if there were drums or electric instruments in the band.
The engineers saw that a successful pickup would have to have the right balance sensing top vibration and string vibration. Getting the balance right would give the best acoustic tone and the greatest volume.
Their solution became part of the first professionally accepted acoustic/electric guitar ever made. That pickup is still in use today on the acoustic/electric Ovations. The sound is well balanced, the output is very high and the saddle is properly shaped for accurate intonation.
Piezo pickups have a very high impedance, which means that the sound can change over long cable runs. In order to prevent this, Ovation designed a "buffered" preamp that lowered the impedance, preserved the tone and controlled the output.
This was the beginning of the acoustic/electric guitar. Bill Kaman recalls, "Our first preamp was a very clean design. It had two contour filters to enhance the "acousticness" of the sound, and combined with bringing the impedance into the right range, the guitar sounded very rich and full. The first preamps were volume only. Later we added a tone control to the circuit as well as offering a stereo preamp.
"IN THE BEGINNING ONLY ABOUT 15% OF THE GUITARS we built had pickups. Ten years later, 90% of our guitars were acoustic/electric. The truly amazing thing is that it also took about 10 years before any of our competition began to offer acoustic/electric models as standard in their line."
While the Ovation pickup has remained the same, the electronics have kept pace with the players' needs and sound reinforcement technology. Over the past 25 years, Ovation has maintained its leadership as the dominant acoustic electric guitar in the world. |
|
| |
|
Joined:
February 2005
Posts: 11840
Location: closely held secret | I know you didn't write that. Too many words in excess of 2 syllables.
I thought Dopey Digit Dribble was when you drool on your guitar while playing. Not that I do that. |
|
| |
|
Joined:
April 2006
Posts: 1138
Location: CT | I can't find the nose-hair section... |
|
| |
|
Joined:
July 2005
Posts: 3408
Location: GA USA | Slag, you may not have read the owners manuals on Jerome's site...
 |
|
| |
|
Joined:
November 2003
Posts: 11039
Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub |  |
|
| |
|
Joined:
September 2004
Posts: 777
Location: East Wenatchee, WA | Rats....It will take me an hour to clean the coffee I just snorted out my nose hairs off my desk and keyboard. I bet if I had some of those curly ones, it would have slowed the velocity a bit. |
|
| |
|
Joined:
April 2006
Posts: 1138
Location: CT | LOL!!!!!!!!! VERY NICE!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAH..LMAO!. :D |
|
| |
|
Joined:
February 2005
Posts: 11840
Location: closely held secret |     |
|
| |
|
Joined:
January 2004
Posts: 1225
Location: Lake Hiawatha, New Jersey | NICE! |
|
| |
|
Joined:
December 2004
Posts: 4394
Location: East Tennessee | This proves what my wife has said for a long time.
"You guys have way too much time on your hands." |
|
| |
|
Joined:
July 2005
Posts: 3408
Location: GA USA | You're not kidding, G. Three pages on nasal hair. We just ain't right. |
|
| |
|
Joined:
March 2005
Posts: 12750
Location: Boise, Idaho | We wouldn't have as much time if we spent longer in front of the mirror grooming ourselves. |
|
| |
|
Joined:
February 2005
Posts: 11840
Location: closely held secret | ...and that explains why we have so much time. |
|
| |
|
Joined:
May 2005
Posts: 486
Location: North Carolina | The girl who cuts my hair expressed surprise that, at my age, I don't have hair growing out of my ears.
So I'm going to the Hair Club For Men to get ear hair implants. |
|
| |
|
Joined:
December 2004
Posts: 4394
Location: East Tennessee | Wabbit,
I like your logic. :D |
|
| |
|
Joined:
December 2004
Posts: 4394
Location: East Tennessee | Originally posted by Captain_Lovehandles:
You're not kidding, G. Three pages on nasal hair. We just ain't right. I hope you're not drawing up one of your extremely attentive to detail drawings. :eek: |
|
| |
|
Joined:
February 2005
Posts: 11840
Location: closely held secret | Cap'n, maybe you could just augment the last art you showed me. |
|
| |
|
Joined:
October 2005
Posts: 5327
Location: Cicero, NY | The fact of the matter is this discussion has so many levels to fall through yet and, my fear is, given the extraordinary amount of time on our hands, we'll hit every one of them. The responsibility is almost overwhelming sometimes.
Momma! Better hold my dinner. Working late tonight!! |
|
| |
|
Joined:
January 2002
Posts: 14127
Location: 6 String Ranch | WAAAAAAAY too much information, nice picture though. Who is she? |
|
| |
|
Joined:
November 2004
Posts: 4413
| Perhaps the original complainant should train them up over his head and stop complaining. |
|
| |
|
Joined:
October 2005
Posts: 5327
Location: Cicero, NY | I read that as a proud statement, not a complaint but I could be wrong. |
|
| |
|
Joined:
November 2003
Posts: 11039
Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | bastard. |
|
| |
|
Joined:
November 2004
Posts: 4413
| Don't be upset jw - weaser's like that. |
|
| |
|
Joined:
February 2005
Posts: 11840
Location: closely held secret | Hi, Schroed. We've missed you. |
|
| |
|
Joined:
November 2005
Posts: 4820
Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Y'ever yanked a nose hair so long you actually feel it in your ear?
Actually, speaking of Limbo Conversations (how low can you go?) we haven't even touched on willnots yet...  |
|
| |
|
Joined:
November 2005
Posts: 1126
Location: Omaha, NE | Brings to mind Bob Uecker as Harry Doyle in "Major League": "Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor." |
|
| |
|
Joined:
October 2005
Posts: 5327
Location: Cicero, NY | Um, nope... |
|
| |
|
Joined:
December 2004
Posts: 4394
Location: East Tennessee | Originally posted by The Wabbit Formerly Known As Waskel:
Hi, Schroed. We've missed you. Wabbit,
You'll notice that he jumped back in on the "Nose Hair Thread". :confused:
Can't complain. It's good to have the Brits on our side.
He also posted on the Christmas song thread so he's forgiven. :cool: |
|
| |
|
Joined:
August 2005
Posts: 3736
Location: Sunshine State, Australia | Originally posted by Captain_Lovehandles:
You're not kidding, G. Three pages on nasal hair. We just ain't right. It's now up to 4 pages of nasal hair stories, and still on topic. Where's the famous OFC topic detour? |
|
| |
|
Joined:
November 2004
Posts: 4413
| Finally found a topic we all have an interest in. My ear hair is like the grasslands of Kentucky - swirls in the breeze.
Anybody else ever been to a barber shop where they set fire to the hair to get rid of it? Really works. But I only went the once. |
|
| |
|
Joined:
March 2002
Posts: 14842
Location: NJ | "Anybody else ever been to a barber shop . . . "
Wot's THAT??? |
|
| |
|
Joined:
October 2005
Posts: 5327
Location: Cicero, NY | I haven't seen that but I have peaked in a gas grill right before it lit and lost some eyebrow hairs (the rest turned grey).
That only happened once too. |
|
| |
|
Joined:
November 2005
Posts: 4820
Location: Campbell River, British Columbia | Minor fact, line cooks have no hair on their hands or knuckles.
Barbershop? Only for the singing, feels to much like a ripoff these days. As long as they refuse to give 1/2 off, I refuse to give them half to cut. |
|
| |
|
Joined:
March 2006
Posts: 1634
Location: Chehalis, Washington | Same here, Weas. I was trying to light my brother's gas grill once, and didn't have a handy click lighter to use, so we were dropping matches through the grates into the open jets...
Eyebrow hair grows back, fortunately, and I too will only do that once. |
|
| |
|
Joined:
November 2003
Posts: 11039
Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | Rapid Conflagrative Depilation.
Beats waxing.... |
|
| |
|
Joined:
November 2004
Posts: 4413
| You made that middle word up. |
|
| |
|
Joined:
June 2003
Posts: 1792
Location: Rego Park, NY, | Schroeder, I don't think so
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Conflagration |
|
| |
|
Joined:
October 2005
Posts: 5327
Location: Cicero, NY | Originally posted by Jeff W.:
Rapid Conflagrative Depilation.
Beats waxing.... And apparently cheaper than a haircut, eh? |
|
| |
|
Joined:
November 2003
Posts: 11039
Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | ...if you don't keep your head (and other parts) in too long, yes. |
|
| |
|
Joined:
July 2002
Posts: 280
Location: Waterloo, IL | Biggest problem I have is with the ear hairs. The suckers keep getting trapped inside the ear by the hearing aids and itch till I yank them out.
:p |
|
| |
|
Joined:
May 2004
Posts: 2850
Location: Midland, MI | Hey, Schroeder, this is completely OT here, but we have this new kid at 'ork who hails from somwhere like, north and maybe westerly of London. He has a thick accent, which is cool. But, I made a comment about some of the chavs around our department and he got mighty peevish.
Do you have a field guide or something for identifying Neds and chavs? Based on his reaction (and performance as of late), I'm starting to suspect we may have trapped one. Are they catch and release or what?
On topic...I have exactly one ear hair, and it's in my right ear. My wife thinks it's riotously funny to yank it out when I'm concentrating on something else and happen to be sitting next to her. It always grows back, though. :\ |
|
| |
|
Joined:
July 2002
Posts: 280
Location: Waterloo, IL | Cruster, maybe you need to put some fertilizer in your ears to promote hair growth. :D |
|
| |
|
Joined:
May 2004
Posts: 2850
Location: Midland, MI | Originally posted by Chuck:
Cruster, maybe you need to put some fertilizer in your ears to promote hair growth. :D Uh, that would be a big negatory. No need to go cultivating more time consuming hygiene tasks. ;) |
|
| |
|
Joined:
October 2006
Posts: 5575
Location: big island | hmmmm...speaking of waxing hair, shouldn't ear wax pull out the ear hairs? |
|
| |
|
Joined:
July 2005
Posts: 3408
Location: GA USA | Very nice, Lanaki. BTW, I see you're number 5051. Makes me wonder who'll be 5150. |
|
| |
Getting Old...