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Location: Madison, Wisconsin | This post is an offshoot of the "Black Guitar Pick Scratch" thread. It's really hard to start such a post with such a really dumb ass thing but here goes.
When I was young and stupid,(no not yesterday) I bought myself a beautiful Martin D12-20 that I still have. I brainlessly decided to put a bumper sticker on the top confessing my faith in God. After a year or two, I thouught it might be affecting the sound as well as my chances to meet girls so I peeled it off only to find that nasty residue left by bumber stickers. I tried soap and water, alcohol, terpintine, paint thinner and finally fingernail polish remover. The fingernail polish remover did athe trick of not only removeing the gunk but the finish as well, right down to the bare wood. The guitar still has a small bare spot below the bridge to remind me of my faith and my teenage hormones . If you think you can see pick scratches when the light hits them just right, try a finishless spot. |
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Location: Phoenix AZ | Yes Bill, that was kind of dumb. But dumbness loves company. In the game of "one-ups-man-ship", here is something I did in about 1974 that was REALLY dumb. On a 71 balladeer I wanted to polish it and really make it shine. So I bought one of those lambs wool buffing covers that goes over the flat rubber sanding disk of a power drill. It ties on. So I start buffing and BAM, the lambs wool cover comes flying off. Did I forget to mention that I never removed the sand paper from the rubber disk? I gouged a crescent moon shape about 2 inches long deep (VERY DEEP) into the wood top. I was absolutely furious. I was so pissed off that I became obcessed with getting rid of that guitar and sold it for a rediculously low price in the Asbury Park Evening Press. You can bet that the only polishing I do these days is good old manual powered. Dave |
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Location: New York, NY | Bill,
I may be a day late and a dollar short, but the best thing I've found to remove gluey residue is WD-40 spray lubricant. I used it to remove those annoying silver "dog bone" stickers that used to be on CD cases and would never come off cleanly. I never tried it on a guitar top, but I've never had a problem with it attacking any finish (at least not yet), and it probably would've worked better than nail polish remover.
Oh well, maybe next time. |
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Location: NJ | When Sue and I moved into our first home we did major reconstruction. It took several months before the kitchen was done. She prepared a meal one night and asked "how do you like it?"
I replied "Promise never to feed shit like this to me again."
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Location: Central Oregon | For future reference try "GOOF OFF".
Stupid name, I know, but it is almost magical stuff. Comes in a small bottle at the hardware/lumber stores. We buy fixer-upper houses & fixer-em-up & rent or sell 'em. Most have had kids & drunks put bumper stickers, purple dinosaur stickers & things I never imagined exited all over everything in the houses. GOOF OFF has taken off every damned one of 'em, along with the gooey crap, from wooden doors, window frames, counter tops, finished wood, metal doors, you name it. It has also removed magic marker, bubble gum, crayon, lipstick & a lot of crap I hope I never know what it was. To get off paper stickers you wet the paper sticker with GOOF OFF, dampen a rag with it & lay it over the sticker for a minute or so to soak. They usually come right off. It will even remove old, dried latex paint. I would "Test in an inconspicuous spot" before pouring it on my guitar but I would be willing to bet it won't harm it.
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Location: Las Cruces, NM | I've sure done a lot of stupid things, some of which I have confessed to on this board and I will not repeat, if you want to know you'll have to dig it up. Good tip from Nils, and good hearing from any of you that you are human. I assume that Al has been cooking his own meals for some years, I NEVER would have said anything like that. Or maybe I did, I seem to have to go out every day and buy lunch.
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Location: The Great Pacific Northwest | I was going to jump on this thread, but then realized I could devote an entire website to stupid things I've done. |
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Location: SoCal | The closer I get to 50, the more dumb stuff I do and the less I worry about it. I could tell you about the dings in my 1537 Elite, or the gash I put in the face of my 1914 0018 Martin, but I don't think I will.
By the way Miles, you were right. The picks are tan (or off white). Dumb of me not to notice.... |
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Location: On the beach in Southwest Florida | Al I did the opposite of you & still have to eat that crap I hate & pretend I love it. I'm not certain which is stupider. |
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Location: NJ | peter
I paid for that comment 100 fold. BUT there alwasy is take out!!! |
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Location: On the beach in Southwest Florida | Tactful criticism ought to be a required course for husbands to be. |
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Location: NJ | DUMBfucking Move:
Got up late one morning after a gig and was rushing around to meet my daughter for brunch.
Pulled a wad of wet cash from the night before's rain-soaked jeans.
Did I mention that I was in a real HURRY??
Put aforementioned cash in the microwave for LESS than 15 seconds.
DON'T DO THAT!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes: |
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Location: SoCal | Caught on fire? |
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Location: Capital District, NY, USA Minor Outlying Islands | You can put me in the camp of doing too many stupid things to mention. They make life interesting, but oh boy! Did the money melt? |
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Location: NJ | Fortunately, only a couple small bills "burned".
The majority were 20's.
Those got nicely "toasted" (but only on one end and about a third of the way across the bills).
I ended up going to a dark, dimly-lit go-go bar, ordered a beer, paid with a 20, scooped up the change, and moved on to another bar. Lather/Rinse/Repeat until the twenties were gone.
THAT whole aspect of the ordeal made it a bit "fun", but I'll never be that stupid again.
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Location: On the beach in Southwest Florida | Hair dryer definately works better than a microwave for that task. |
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Location: NJ | So does a clothes dryer, an iron, and probably my windshield defroster. But it was just a combination of lack-of-sleep, hurriedness, and that inevitable "seemed like a good idea at the time" syndrome. |
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Location: Fort Worth, Texas | I'd be happy with several $20s to have the problem with :rolleyes: |
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Location: Munich | looks like everyone is a little bit wacky in the end.
once after a gig i put all my equipment in the back of my ol' renault r21 just to realize that it was the r21 of one of the other bands members. this geek took me 5 years of my life and 200 miles to drive to get my guitars back.
for removing stickers I just use the good 'ol dunlop #65 pump spray. but don't remove stickers if you got a vintage blonde or white instrument, that really looks like a pain in the ass. |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | How many of us have one of these stories and in it are the words "really nice guitar" and "Kahler"? |
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Location: The Great Pacific Northwest | So true CWK2... LOL... |
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Location: south east Michigan | 1. Remember, I'm kinda new here. When taking pictures for of OFC gallery, I went to great lengths to make sure that something showed in the refection of the serial number plate on my Breadwinner. I thought you guys really looked for these things.
2. Passed on a 3/4 size Gibson Melody Maker in my youth.
3. I was working on the boat when a neighbor (an experienced boater)came by. I asked him to lower the ship to shore antenna for me. It had an obvious 5" long release/lower lever. He asked how to do it & I thought he was joking. So I joked back, "Just yank on it real hard". Well, he did.
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Location: NJ | ". . 2. Passed on a 3/4 size Gibson Melody Maker in my youth. . "
I can (unfortunately) TOP that.
I had a neighbor who FOUND one of those very guitars stashed behind the seat of a '53 Chevy pickup truck he had just bought. He GAVE me the guitar! At the time I fancied myself as a bass player and didn't have a "need" for a guitar. I sold it to guitar-playing friend of mine for $50!!
He in turn sold it to "Highway Robbie's" (local music store) for $250. I don't wanna TELL you what the price tag was when I later saw it hanging in their show room.
. . . AT LEAST I didn't put the $50 in the friggin' MICROWAVE!!!! |
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Location: south east Michigan | Ref: above post......A few years ago the same neighbor had a frozen fuel line problem on his Jeep. He took a "torpedo" type kerosene heater, fired it up & placed it under the rear bumper to blow under it. The jeep was parked right next to the house, the gas tank was full, and the wind was blowing. KABOOM. Car, house, everything went. Nobody was hurt.
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Location: south east Michigan | Cliff,
Yikes...Now I don't feel so bad. But of course I think that is the purpose of a thread like this. At least I didn't put $50 in the microwave.
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Location: Las Cruces, NM | Well
At least your stupidities didn't make the news. In the early 50's, my brother and I and a friend by the name of Ernest Hiltibidle, went down through a valley and across a ford in a flooded river in Ernest's 1934 Oldsmobile coupe (with a rumble seat like ZZ top's). Ernest swore he could make it across, and we swore when the water reached the window level and the engine flooded (with water not gasoline). The car was being pushed off the ford by the fast flowing current, so we opened the doors to reduce the resistance, grabbed the seat as it started to float out and sat on the seat on the roof as we honked the horn in hopes of salvation. Salvation came on the west side of the river as a local farmer backed his Farmall M out to us and rescued us. As he took us off the west side and up the hill, we could see many flashing red lights on the east side. Somebody volunteered to drive us the 15 or so miles from where we were at on the west side across the nearest bridge to get us to the rescue crews on the east side, whereas the rescue people on hearing our sad story, gave a sigh of relief as they were preparing to start a search for our bodies.
My sister sent me a clipping in California from the local Ohio paper in the 70's saying "25 years ago Bailey (full names deleted to protect the guilty) Johnny and Ernest were rescued from the ford at Plymouth after their car was stranded in a flood."
To add to the stupidity, that winter we had a big snowstorm where the roads were sheets of ice with snow banks on the side. Ernest showed up with his 34 Olds that he had finally got running after it was rescued, and we spent the afternoon driving down the road and cutting the wheel so the car would spin two or three times and end up in a snow bank as they kept it out of the ditch. After about an hour of this childish fun (and it was great fun) the Olds started knocking loudly and quit. Turned out the oil pump had water in it and had frozen shearing the drive gear so Ernest had finally destroyed that 34 Olds. (He lived with his grandparents and they gave him all these good old cars they had been taking care of since they were new (they also gave Ernest a '41 Buick sedan that he cut the roof off of to make it a convertable)).
Stupidity is being an Ohio farm boy with a friend named Ernest Hiltibidle.
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Location: the BIG Metropolis of TR | 1. Remember, I'm kinda new here. When taking pictures for of OFC gallery, I went to great lengths to make sure that something showed in the refection of the serial number plate on my Breadwinner. I thought you guys really looked for these things.
Slipkid, I noticed the reflection the 1st time I viewed your gallery and didn't really "see" anything but now that I've gone back and looked closer I think I see.....
....The shape of the Starship "Enterprise" (on the left side) flying over a giant scroll saw??(on the right side)........What does it mean?? :confused: :D ;) :rolleyes:
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Location: NJ | "Measure Twice, Live Long and Prosper" |
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Location: the BIG Metropolis of TR | Thanks Cliff, makes more sense now! :D
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Location: south east Michigan | Mike,
You win. Enterprise it is. It's a pewter model on a glass shelf. I did not try for anything else.
If I had to do it over, I would have try to put a bikini babe.
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Location: Central Oregon | -rescued from the ford at Plymouth- after trying to Dodge the current in their Olds.
heheheh
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Location: Central Oregon | -If I had to do it over, I would have try to put a bikini babe.
Brad-
You don't mean the fat one in the tuning button?? :)
We haven't seen her or that double ugly O for a long time.
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Location: Las Cruces, NM | Nils
And Nashing our teeth throughout it all. |
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Location: Central Oregon | Baily-
At least you weren't trying to cross the Hudson, just on a Lark. That's too big of a Reo.
(This is fun)
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Location: Las Cruces, NM | Something about this is giving me the WILLYS, do any of these elements of the story have AMERICAN MOTORS, my sister says she was there but I'll have to CHECKER story out. My friend Ed, says he wants to sell us a car to replace that '34 Olds, I'd never buy anything that EDSELs.
Well, that's all I know, YUGO on with this travesty at your own risk, throw your FIAT to the wind. |
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Location: Canton (Detroit), MI | ....gonna buy me a MERCURY, and cruise it up and down the road....and....my pappy told me, "Son, you gonna drive me to drinkin', if you don't stop drivin' that hot rod LINCOLN!".....
Roger
1976 Applause AA14-4 6-String
2001 Adamas 1598-MERB Melissa Etheridge 12-String
2003 Celebrity CC01 Spruce Top 6-String
COMING SOON - 19?? Glen Campbell 12-string |
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Location: Las Cruces, NM | Sorry I posted such a SAAB story, my dog Volks is looking at me as if I had done something wrong, a dog treat has VOLKSWAGON her tail. I lost Volks once and when she returned I had to learn to RENAULT (reknow) her again. The other dog that came from the same litter we named Arri, it was so nice FERARRI that Volks returned. The whole doggie thing started when my sister's wedding to a baker fell through when she STUDEBAKER up and was left holding Volks and Arri.
I seem to have two dogs growling at me as if I was some kind of PUGEOUT (that's what our other dog Geout (pronounced Joe) keeps leaving on the carpet when we don't put him out on time.
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Location: Las Cruces, NM | And I forgot to mention, Volks, Arri, and Geout were conceived in a hayfield, their father was an alfALFA ROMEO. |
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