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Location: Fort worth Texas | If a bowling ball is a lamp shade, how can you open a garage door with a fishing rod? |
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Location: Central Oregon | My garage door doesn't have a fishing rod.
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Location: Upper Left USA | What you're taking might be legal but you've got the dosage all wrong!
Non-stop flights... where do they land? |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | take the fishing rod and whip it, whip it good. |
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Location: On the beach in Southwest Florida | If a bowling ball is a lampshade, you can'r see the fishing rod to use it to open the garage door. I'd leave the garage door closed & hide the keys to all vehicles until the bowling ball went back to where it came from. |
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Location: Warren, OH | Maybe you guys should post this on the PurpleHazeFanClub site.... |
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Location: Canton (Detroit), MI | Billy, you've been playing that new Legend too much.....put it down and get some SLEEP, guy!!!!
The answer to your question, though, is "very carefully".
Roger
1976 Applause AA14-4 6-String
2001 Adamas 1598-MERB Melissa Etheridge 12-String
2003 Celebrity CC01 Spruce Top 6-String
NOW HERE - 1981 1118-1 Glen Campbell 12-string |
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Location: Fort worth Texas | good answer Roger,... here's another
If a chicken and a half
layed an egg and a half
in a day and a half
How long would it take a grasshopper
with a wooden leg
to kick all the seeds
out of a cucumber? |
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Location: blkyn usa | Or how about this old chestnut:
Spell tin ten times fast:
Say tin ten times fast:
Spell tin backwards ten times fast:
Say tin ten times fast:
What are aluminum cans made out of? |
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Location: Canton (Detroit), MI | Do shallow-bowl Legends have an effect on their players?????......remind me never to buy one!!!! :)
Billy, my answer is "As long as it takes".
an43402, I hope NOT "Rin Tin Tin".......
Roger
1976 Applause AA14-4 6-String
1981 Ovation 1118-1 Glen Campbell 12-string
2001 Adamas 1598-MERB Melissa Etheridge 12-String
2003 Celebrity CC01 Spruce Top 6-String |
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Location: Fort worth Texas | Roger I was tainted long before buying the Legend, in fact I think the Legend has helped with my anxiety and intermittent explosive disorder
The answer is: as long as it takes an ant to eat a bale or hay |
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Location: On the beach in Southwest Florida | That depends on the species of the ant, moisture content of the hay and the specific longitude and lattitude of the bale. |
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Location: NJ | African swallow? |
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Location: Canton (Detroit), MI | I hope they do, otherwise how would they get enough nutrition to live????
Roger
1976 Applause AA14-4 6-String
1981 Ovation 1118-1 Glen Campbell 12-string
2001 Adamas 1598-MERB Melissa Etheridge 12-String
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