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Location: NJ | Now I have to resort back to my teaching days.
When you are given directions you need to follow them.
the directions for today class are NOT to respond to someone that is self absorbed and self important without a foot in reality.
Please follow these directions.
Yes this counts for a grade.
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Location: NJ | ". . Yes, Mr. Pepiak . . . . " |
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Location: Lafayette, Louisiana | Sorry Al, I did read your directions, and I did not follow them. Do you forgive me? :D |
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Location: the BIG Metropolis of TR | Mr Pepiak..........can I have permission to go to the bathroom???? |
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Location: the BIG Metropolis of TR | .............never mind!!! :o |
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Location: Florida | ".....slips the professor an apple and two oreo's his mom packed with his lunch as a peace offering." |
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Location: Lake Hiawatha, New Jersey | I was a good boy and kept my mouth shut! Anyone who knows me can tell you that is not easy for me. :D
No comments Cliff. |
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Location: Boise Idaho | Sorry...
Did I mention that I have terrets syndrome.... |
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Location: Minden, Nebraska | I thought I saw a sign in the school saying, "Question Authority". |
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Location: Upper Left USA | It was hanging on the wall right next to the "Board of Education".
The ascending scale of authorities:
Private Issues
Corporal Punishment
Sargeant at Arms
Major Trouble
General Disaster |
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Location: south east Michigan | Al,
I'm out....I promise.
I thought I was out before.
It's like a #&**(@ train wreck. I had to take another look.
Anyone,
Isn't there a setting to ignore a certain person's posts?
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Location: NJ | I will see you all in the principal's room next Friday and don't put any paper backs down your pants I am set to give you a good spanking. |
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Location: Upper Left USA | you guy's on the mecca are gonna have all the fun... I wanna be punished too, punish me Captain... |
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Location: The Great Pacific Northwest | You've chosen the name "MWoody" (pro nounced: Mmmmmm Woody ) Isn't that punishment enough ? |
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Location: SoCal | I have a behavioral program for that...Al, you can facilitate it. |
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Location: Upper Left USA | You were in the Navy weren't you?
I would refer back to the post about Bob shifferbrains... |
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Location: SoCal | not sure if MWoody was referring to me or Al - I was in the Marine Corps. |
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Location: Florida | Bad News and Good News
Bad News - We're all ordered to the principals office to get paddled.
Good News - The principal is using new Taylors to do it. |
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Location: On the beach in Southwest Florida | So that's where the school's budget went. |
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Location: Upper Left USA | Tony,
That was for Miles making phalic reference to my upstanding name. I was stiffnecked and referred back to the days before he was (forgive me) discharged.
As a Former (no such thing as ex) Marine you should be sure and thank him for any of the rides he gave you to serve in the front lines while he waited on the boat.
Peace. |
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Location: NJ | YOU ALL HAVE DETENTION...
Follow directions and we will not have these problems
write this phrase 1000 times!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Location: NJ | Originally posted by alpep:
YOU ALL HAVE DETENTION...
Follow directions and we will not have these problems
write this phrase 1000 times!!!!!!!!!!!
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Location: Boise Idaho | Preview of Al at "detention"
YOU PEOPLE HAVE FAILED ME!!!
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Location: Florida | http://www.OvationFanClub.com/photos/Ovation4me_74428_hartmanyell.jpg
Damn scarey |
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Location: On the beach in Southwest Florida | I like his show though. Both my Mom & Dad were marines. He was a drill instructor at PI. I got "moved" to Beaufort SC when I was six weeks old. |
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Location: Converse, Texas | You mean like following directions on a sign that says "DON'T POST SIGNS HERE?" |
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Location: Madison, Wisconsin | I quit just b4 the Amen. |
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Location: Canton (Detroit), MI | I quit after one post when I realized he wasn't listening. I don't waste my breath(typing) on someone who isn't listening.
Roger
1976 Applause AA14-4 6-String
1978 Ovation 1617-4 Legend 6-string
1981 Ovation 1118-1 Glen Campbell 12-string
2001 Adamas 1598-MERB Melissa Etheridge 12-String
2003 Ovation 1777-NAT Legend 6-string |
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Location: 6 String Ranch | As I once heard a Texan say, when the horse is dead, get off. |
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Location: Canton (Detroit), MI | Unfortunately, the horse was D.O.A. in this case.
Roger
1976 Applause AA14-4 6-String
1978 Ovation 1617-4 Legend 6-string
1981 Ovation 1118-1 Glen Campbell 12-string
2001 Adamas 1598-MERB Melissa Etheridge 12-String
2003 Ovation 1777-NAT Legend 6-string |
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Location: Upper Left USA | This is me ... saying nothing! |
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Location: Houston, TX | Is there a warranty on the dead horse? |
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Location: Central Oregon | Screw the warrantee, is there a saddle?
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Location: Upper Left USA | Didn't Glen Campbell carry a horseless saddle through half of one of his movies? We can end this string now on a positive OFC note. |
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Location: Taichung, Taiwan | I have a friend who rode a dead horse. It was his last ride as the old mare was drug by the tractor to a horse sized hole. He said it was the fastest that old horse had gone in years.
Ops! This isn't ending on a positive note is it? Maybe this story will inspire a songwriter out there! |
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Location: Converse, Texas | You can send dead flowers to a dead horse... Is that ending on a positive note? Better yet, sign the card Glen Campbell. Now we can end on an official OFC note. :eek: |
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Location: Canton (Detroit), MI | "Old Betsy had had a good life
She'd carried many a man and his wife
But eventually she died
And for her last ride
She was towed to a hole on a slide"
If somebody wants to do something with this, go to it..... :)
Roger
1976 Applause AA14-4 6-String
1978 Ovation 1617-4 Legend 6-string
1981 Ovation 1118-1 Glen Campbell 12-string
2001 Adamas 1598-MERB Melissa Etheridge 12-String
2003 Ovation 1777-NAT Legend 6-string |
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Location: St. Petersburg, FL USA | Could be a later verse in the "There once was a man from Nantucket" limmerick. Got the same meter, or whatever you call it. Kind of a tough segue from supersized body parts to horse story, but it's a start. |
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Location: Upper Left USA | And in conclusion...
I usually have a nack for ending a string, but this is a tough one.
I also remember Quickdraw McGraw once singing "I've been so lonesome in the saddle since my horse died". |
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Location: the BIG Metropolis of TR | Quickdraw McGraw WAS a horse........... :D |
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Location: Upper Left USA | And Goofy and Pluto are dogs. How come Pluto gets a doghouse and can't speak?
And if you're flying to CT don't get on a Non-Stop Flight...
how do they land? |
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