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Location: Fayetteville, NC | Al,
You've really changed since our Tour Weekend!
I guess that's what a weekend with a bunch of Ovation Fanantics will do to ya :D
Happy Easter To you too! |
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Location: Upper Left USA | I prefer to put maple syrup on my pancakes and lemon ginger on my rabbit!
And besides... it's Duck season! |
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Location: Florida | All kidding aside, lets not forget Passover. I had the opportunity to attend a Jewish Passover Seder. Sorry for the spelling there. Anyway, they said prayers in Hebrew, then English, passed unleavened bread to shared with bitter herbs (horseradish oh baaayyyybeeee), said more prayers, passed the cup also to be shared, followed by more prayers. I'm not sure how traditional this family's celebration is.... it was my first and only attendance.
When it was completed, I was asked what I thought, and I said I could not help but to think that it was very much like the Communion I celebrate - as they really have the same root ceremony.
Peace to all. |
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Location: Converse, Texas | I think since the OFC tour, we're seeing akinder, more gentler aLeX, aka alpep. And I prefer a little lemon with my rabbit. :D |
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Location: SoCal | Kinder, gentler?? Maybe you guys just wore him out ;) |
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Location: NJ | He's probably just coming off of a four-hour "TeleTubbies" marathon on TV!! . . |
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Location: Central Oregon | Originally posted by MWoody:
And besides... it's Duck season!
Wabbit Season!
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Location: Upper Left USA | Nils,
I was wondering who would... reach for the carrot :D
I as tweakin on my twelve string tonight. Holding back the GAS and wishing I was Bill Gate's long lost love child if you know what I mean!
There's gotta be a song in there somewhere. |
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Location: Las Cruces, NM | Happy Easter, Al
Why does that rabbit have the reflection of a lovestruck llama in it's limpid eyes?
Is it because it is a FlapJackalope, a New Mexico species??? |
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Location: Converse, Texas | I still can't believe the llama didn't get in the group picture, as much time as she spent with Cliff and all... :D |
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Location: NJ | If only the llama had flapjacks on its head........ |
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Location: NJ | aahhhh . . . You MISSED it!!
That was the morning that you were late coming to breakfast! |
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Location: Fayetteville, NC | I saw It and that Crazy Llama Stepped on my foot while i was tring to get my Breakfast! :D |
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Location: NJ | Sorry about that . . she can be a bit of a "bitch" when she doesn't get her morning coffee(beans). |
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Location: Fayetteville, NC | So That's why we kept running out of Coffee! :D |
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Location: NJ | no flapjacks just waffles at the hotel. |
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Location: Converse, Texas | Nothing like a fresh flapjackelope for Easter breakfast! Thanks for the suggestion, al... |
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Location: NJ | Just don't use the shotgun Craig, or else they WILL be waffles . . . |
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Location: Converse, Texas | original quote from cliff: Just don't use the shotgun Craig, or else they WILL be waffles . . .
I was thinking more of a precision weapon, say ... a .45 with laser sites... and hollow points... Much more of a sport that way... :D |
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Location: Fayetteville, NC | Spoken like a True Texan!! :D |
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Location: Pacific Northwest Inland Empire | Hmmmmmm.... a .45 w/ lazersites & hollowpoints......wouldn't leave much more than a grease spot.....Now, a .17 rimfire Contender, from 150 yards, with a 15 mph crossbreeze, that's precision, economical, and sporting. |
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Location: Converse, Texas | from seesquare:
.... a .45 w/ lazersites & hollowpoints......wouldn't leave much more than a grease spot.....
Yep! That's right! :D |
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Location: Las Cruces, NM | Save your hollow points for the assholes, don't waste them on the Easter Bunny. As an ex Army guy, I can point out more deserving targets than the Easter Bunny. |
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Location: Converse, Texas | I'm ready to go hunt that rascally flapjackelope...
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Location: Fayetteville, NC | I Think you'll find mor eof them in Jersy1 :D
Right around Al's Place. :D :D |
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Location: Las Cruces, NM | I suddenly realized that I had referenced a species that might not be familiar to people outside New Mexico, although Hizzoner, a Texan, probably sees some that have strayed over the border.
A Jackalope is a large jackrabbit crossbreed with antelope horns growing out of it's head. It is a cross between a jackrabbit and an antelope. Who breeds who has never been satisfactorally determined, but they do multiply like rabbits. They, like mules, are sterile so you never see a pregnant jackalope. I will leave it to the more scientific of our members to determine whether an antelope buck rapes a jackrabbit doe, or whether a crazed buck jackrabbit mistakes an antelope doe for a hot, hot little jack floozy and can't stop in time to avoid the dirty deed. Jackrabbits are very fast and can leap quite high. Hot little bunnies are also very accomodating so the antelope buck might have a chance if he is fast and desperate as most are, and wants to avoid a fight to the death with the Master Antelope who owns the antelope babes.
If anyone knows the answer please feel free to jump in here, but I must warn you that doing research on this subject in the field can lead to assaults both large and small during the rutting season which is the same for both species. I speak from experience as I spent the worst night of my life in the Mogollons trying to keep a tree behind me at all times, my god but that tree shook all night as I stupidly had went out in a costume as an antelope Playboy Bunny, double jeopardy!!!
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Location: Converse, Texas | Bailey: It's a wonder you guys in New Mexico have anything left that hasn't blown over to Texas -- with all the tornadoes you've had lately! :eek: |
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Location: Converse, Texas | Well Bailey, guess you all had a white Easter, eh? |
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Location: Las Cruces, NM | Happy Easter Hizzoner and all
Here in Cruces it was a wet Easter but not white, but a lot of the state and mountains had a white Easter (8 in. in Ruidoso). One of My sons was born in April 18 in Ohio some years ago, and we had a big snowstorm the week he was born so NM isn't all that bad.
The tornados that happened are really NM sightings of the Tasmanian Devil, another weird species.
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Location: Upper Left USA | Here in the lovely Upper Left Corner it was 82 degrees, go figure. Sunblock, another pair of sunglasses to lose and who knows what will follow.
I gotta wonder about New Mexico (any relation to New Jersey?). Is it the womanizing aggressive Buck Hares or the Pedophilic Buck Antelope to blame for the Jackalopes?
I guess as long as there are guitar players there to even the balance it must be OK!
Happy Monday :rolleyes: |
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