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Joined: November 2003 Posts: 11039
Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | This could be a truely useful bad idea.
What if OFC created in the reference section a space for users to "Review" Ovation by model they have owned and used? Something akin to the reviews found at Harmony Central.
More "Gas" attacks than bean burritos but also a truely useful source of information. |
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Joined: June 2002 Posts: 863
Location: Central Florida | Could be interesting...
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 15676
Location: SoCal | The only problem with this would be that everybody here has guitars that they absolutely love. More helpful would be a section regarding Ovations that "sucked" for one reason or another.
For example, I've had a Legend that's now about 26 years old. It's bass response could be described (charitably) as "plastiky". Just not a good guitar. Then strung it Nashville and it found it's voice.
So I guess it should be, what Ovation sucked, could it be redeemed, and what did you do with it? |
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Joined: November 2003 Posts: 11039
Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | I like the the idea of a page Titled "Why this Ovation Sucks" ... But I also want to know which guitars "You'll have to pry from my Cold Dead Hands" (That'd be refered to as a "CDH") |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 15676
Location: SoCal | That would be easy. 1537 Elite, Glen Campbel Deluxe Balladeer, Adamas I 12 string, 1674 Country Artist. |
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 Joined: June 2002 Posts: 6202
Location: Phoenix AZ | How difficult it would be to pry a guitar from my CDH would depend on how much cash was in YOUR hand. Everything has it's price.
Related question was once asked - if the house was burning down and you could save EITHER your one favorite guitar OR your wedding photo album, which would it be ???
I'd save my one special guitar and then blame my wife for not grabbing the wedding photo album. |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 15676
Location: SoCal | Bravo! The master has spoken! |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 14842
Location: NJ | I'm fairly certain that the "ex" has already burned ours, . . so I'm safe . . . . . . |
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Joined: December 2001 Posts: 10583
Location: NJ | I have never looked at my wedding album. well maybe once.
In fact I have no clue where it is. |
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 Joined: June 2002 Posts: 6202
Location: Phoenix AZ | Al, I have not seen your house but rumor is that you would have a hard time FINDING your favorite guitar ... I think ... maybe it's in this case ... nope ... maybe over there ... |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 14842
Location: NJ | Being that I've never actually "seen" Al's wife (and I seriously believe that it's some elaborate "tax scam" that he's trying to pull off), I don't believe that there IS in fact a wedding album . . . . |
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 Joined: June 2002 Posts: 6202
Location: Phoenix AZ | I think you're on to something. So Cliff, let me get this right. Since Al and Sue have never actually been seen in the same place at the same time, you're saying that they are really one in the same person? Oh man, what a visual ... |
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Joined: November 2003 Posts: 11039
Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | It kills me...the left turns these threads take. |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 14842
Location: NJ | No.
I'm not suggesting that Al is like a Norman Bates, or anything . . .
. . . all's I know is that I've been to Al's house and the closest I got to meeting his wife is hearing some muffled whimpers coming up through the floorboards . . |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 14842
Location: NJ | btw, Jeff;
All's it takes is the right number of "left turns" before you're BACK "on course" again . . .
;) |
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Joined: November 2003 Posts: 11039
Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | I guess it's a good thing for Al's wife Ovations have multiple air holes |
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Joined: May 2004 Posts: 2850
Location: Midland, MI | Two wrongs don't make a right. Three lefts do.
That one got my a$$ kicked by the old man when I was much younger and much less experienced. |
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Joined: December 2001 Posts: 10583
Location: NJ | cliff
you have seen the wedding pics that are in the frames around the living room. You are a pro do they look photoshopped to you? In fact I think Jeanette commented on the photos.
Sue does it exist....dammit she does.
and my favorite guitars are easy to find, it is the ones that you need to ship yesterday that are difficult to locate |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 14842
Location: NJ | Sure, Al . . . whatever you say . .
btw, don't worry . . . I won't tell anyone here why you refuse to put EZ-Pass on your car . . .
;) |
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Joined: August 2002 Posts: 623
Location: Lake Hiawatha, New Jersey | I've met Sue on several occassions, and while in the presence of Al too. She's a sweet angel and very fun! I'll vouch for him.
I've never seen Al try to locate a favorite guitar in his house though...but I'd be REAL glad to help him look!
Johnny |
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Joined: January 2004 Posts: 1225
Location: Lake Hiawatha, New Jersey | Back to the wedding album vs guitar thing. If my house was on fire, I would save my wife (most of the time), my cat, and my guitars. More than likely in that order. As far as wedding albums go, I've appeared in too many of them for my liking anyway, let it burn! :D |
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Joined: November 2003 Posts: 11039
Location: Earth·SolarSystem·LocalInterstellarCloud·Local Bub | ...Wives and Wedding photos...Cleaning habits, Insurance schemes and what I can only assume is a possible murder conspiracy...
I'm still suggesting that OFC create a "Model Review"
and I guess at this point I'm a material witness. |
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 Joined: January 2002 Posts: 14127
Location: 6 String Ranch | Cliff, do you mean the blue grass guy Norman Blake? I think he looks like his wife Nancy. There is a Sue and I've had lunch with them together and she doesn't look like Al.
It also is the wife's job to get the wedding album. It's spelled out in the agreement, page 7, paragraph 4, section 6(ii). |
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Joined: December 2001 Posts: 7233
Location: The Great Pacific Northwest | This is a tough one. Which wedding album to get that is... I have a few. I think Lisa and I would grab the animals, everything else is insured.
anecdote.... My last wife got annoyed with me when I put the "honeymoon" photos in the back of the wedding album. I thought it was smart to keep related topics together. Her mom was not amused appearently. |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 14842
Location: NJ | s'better than puttin' them on the Internet . . . . |
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 Joined: August 2002 Posts: 8307
Location: Tennessee | Two years ago we had a house fire. Smoke alarms started going off in the dead of night and I scrambled out of bed to find one wall and part of the roof in flames. My wife and I got the kids out of the house while talking with 911, and immediately turned to fighting the fire which we managed to knock down enough to keep in control until the fire department showed up. To be honest, I didn't even think about the guitars or any pictures until later. |
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Joined: March 2002 Posts: 15676
Location: SoCal | Actually, along with getting wife, kids, and dogs out of the house, I'd grab my business computer and all my files. It would take about a minute at most. Then I'd be working on the fire. Most of the guitars can be replaced. All of the above couldn't. |
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